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[Universe]

*walks into my house and places the diamond in a high security vault and shuts the door*

 

[Guifrog]

You’re going to regret that *kicks you in the face knocking you out then locks you in a closet*

kaaaa... meeeeee... haaaaaa... meeeeeee...
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *destroys closet and roasts your house*

 

[Skychickens]

*holds marshmallow on a stick over the fire*

 

[Universe]

*blocks it*

 

[Some Moron]

So furry?

No furry.

 

[Universe]

You dare BIG BANG ATTACK

 

[Universe]

*sears off your skin*

 

[Universe]

My house is blast proof *fire immediately goes out*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

No furry.

You sure?

 

[Some Moron]

You sure?

The Discord bot can't speak on my behalf, fool!

 

[Guifrog]

*sears off your skin*

*appears in front of you* SHORYUKEN!! *punches your chin and you destroy the roof with the impact*

Shedding the skin (...and eating it) is a common trait between frogs, did you know? And my body's still a nice courtesy of Water Draco!

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

The Discord bot can't speak on my behalf, fool!

But it agrees everytime tho.

 

[Guifrog]

I once tried talking to the Tatsumaki robot in private chat. I thought it would be like Siri or something but it just doesn't respond.

 

[Some Moron]

I once tried talking to the Tatsumaki robot in private chat. I thought it would be like Siri or something but it just doesn't respond.

You use Nexus for that.

 

[Universe]

*appears in front of you* SHORYUKEN!! *punches your chin and you destroy the roof with the impact*

Shedding the skin (...and eating it) is a common trait between frogs, did you know? And my body's still a nice courtesy of Water Draco!

FINAL KAMEKAMEHA *fires final kamekameha at you blasting you away through a couple of buildings and straight into a bank where you set off the silent alarm*

 

[Universe]

*lands back inside my house and presses a button that seals up the house with titanium*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

You use Nexus for that.

He's a android not a robot!

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

*lands back inside my house and presses a button that seals up the house with titanium*

Isn't there just a gigantic hole in your house? Also titanium is highly flammable...

 

[Universe]

It’s sealed shut with blast doors and no it’s not flammable your thinking of an another metal.

 

[Skychickens]

Keep it comin guys I love me some burnt marshmallows

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

It’s sealed shut with blast doors and no it’s not flammable your thinking of an another metal.

No I'm not. Titanium is flammable especially to liquid oxygeon.

 

[SirGavintheFurred]

It’s sealed shut with blast doors and no it’s not flammable your thinking of an another metal.

Yes, but oxygen can alter titanium a whole lot. That's why it's so expensive.

 

[SirGavintheFurred]

No I'm not. Titanium is flammable especially to liquide oxygeon.

 

[Universe]

That’s not oxygen and that’s titanium powder not titanium and the doors sealing the house shut are titanium carbanite

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

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Oh so it's flammable and explosive...