Simo
Professional Watermelon Farmer
No it was you, you big meanie!
Hehe! Well, I like to say mischevious
Sure is nice to have the win, though.

No it was you, you big meanie!
I know right? *I say as I hold the REAL win*Hehe! Well, I like to say mischevious
Sure is nice to have the win, though.
The Buddhist monk appears to have missed.*A Buddhist monk steps in front of you, and karate kicks you in the face* Haha, mine!
*sprays non-lethal organic bug repellent*I
think
I
win
Dang.*sprays non-lethal organic bug spray*
Wrong, Moth Man I win!!
*Springs up**Pokes* yep, he's dead, and I inherit his win!
*patiently stalks the win as any stealthily genius big cat will do* *sees opportunity*
Got it!
*jumps into waiting car, races to local airport, hops onto the waiting shuttle & blasts off into space*
Can't catch me!!