SirGavintheFurred
The Comment Cavalry
Yes I do.Win?

Yes I do.Win?
I know that.Yes I don't.
You know how I had today.My back feels slightly less painful than yesterday, so thats a plus!
What you mean?You know how I had today.
You know I saw that on a cards against humanity card before.What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you wittwe bitch? I’ww have you knyow I gwaduated top of my cwass in the Nyavy Seaws, and I’ve been invowved in nyumewous secwet waids on Aw-Quaeda, and I have uvw 300 confiwmed kiwws. I am twainyed in gowiwwa wawfawe and I’m the top snyipew in the entiwe US awmed fowces. You awe nyothing to me but just anyothew tawget. I wiww wipe you the fuck out with pwecision the wikes of which has nyevew been seen befowe on this Eawth, mawk my fucking wowds. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me uvw the Intewnyet? Think again, fuckew. As we speak I am contacting my secwet nyetwowk of spies acwoss the USA and youw IP is being twaced wight nyow so you bettew pwepawe fow the stowm, maggot. The stowm that wipes out the pathetic wittwe thing you caww youw wife. You’we fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhewe, anytime, and I can kiww you in uvw seven hundwed ways, and that’s just with my bawe hands. Nyot onwy am I extensivewy twainyed in unyawmed combat, but I have access to the entiwe awsenyaw of the Unyited States Mawinye Cowps and I wiww use it to its fuww extent to wipe youw misewabwe ass off the face of the continyent, you wittwe shit. If onwy you couwd have knyown what unhowy wetwibution youw wittwe “cwevew” comment was about to bwing down upon you, maybe you wouwd have hewd youw fucking tongue. But you couwdn’t, you didn’t, and nyow you’we paying the pwice, you goddamn idiot. I wiww shit fuwy aww uvw you and you wiww dwown in it. You’we fucking dead, kiddo. ÙwÚ
The morning.What you mean?
Hi Okami!What you mean?
Are you ok, Red?What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you wittwe bitch? I’ww have you knyow I gwaduated top of my cwass in the Nyavy Seaws, and I’ve been invowved in nyumewous secwet waids on Aw-Quaeda, and I have uvw 300 confiwmed kiwws. I am twainyed in gowiwwa wawfawe and I’m the top snyipew in the entiwe US awmed fowces. You awe nyothing to me but just anyothew tawget. I wiww wipe you the fuck out with pwecision the wikes of which has nyevew been seen befowe on this Eawth, mawk my fucking wowds. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me uvw the Intewnyet? Think again, fuckew. As we speak I am contacting my secwet nyetwowk of spies acwoss the USA and youw IP is being twaced wight nyow so you bettew pwepawe fow the stowm, maggot. The stowm that wipes out the pathetic wittwe thing you caww youw wife. You’we fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhewe, anytime, and I can kiww you in uvw seven hundwed ways, and that’s just with my bawe hands. Nyot onwy am I extensivewy twainyed in unyawmed combat, but I have access to the entiwe awsenyaw of the Unyited States Mawinye Cowps and I wiww use it to its fuww extent to wipe youw misewabwe ass off the face of the continyent, you wittwe shit. If onwy you couwd have knyown what unhowy wetwibution youw wittwe “cwevew” comment was about to bwing down upon you, maybe you wouwd have hewd youw fucking tongue. But you couwdn’t, you didn’t, and nyow you’we paying the pwice, you goddamn idiot. I wiww shit fuwy aww uvw you and you wiww dwown in it. You’we fucking dead, kiddo. ÙwÚ
Hey Ty!!Hi Okami!
I miss your entrance greeting.
It's just a copy pasta.Are you ok, Red?
Hey!! Its The Universe!! Long time no see buddy!Hello
Yeah he's rarely on here these days.Hey!! Its The Universe!! Long time no see buddy!
Reminds me of a drunk rant I was subjected to a few years ago on youtube after calling this fake dude out. If you claim to have been in the military, know your MOS.It's just a copy pasta.
I hear he's a Discord trooper now.Yeah he's rarely on here these days.
Oh deer! Imma sinner!!It’s a sin to not let deer win
Yeah he's on there a bit.I hear he's a Discord trooper now.
I'm already a sinner so why stop? :VIt’s a sin to not let deer win
Alright. Cool.It has come to my attention that you believe you shant be winning today, nor any time in existence. However I decree that you shall Win, verily. You shall be notorized as the winner from hence forth. If I ever declare you as not winning let be known that I'm an Acclumsid. Thyne has clearly yarkened to be a Winner and Winner shall thee stay.
It's a meme I put through the OwO generator.Are you ok, Red?
NOT THIS TYME YOU OYNION!Alright. Cool.