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Joni

I'm a hot dog

Joni

I'm a hot dog

Jay98

The violent man-eater
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NomyNoms

Member
every time i bang my toe on the coffee table i end up with less table and no injury to my toe.
not sure if there's something wrong with me or Chuck Norris was having a secret love affair with my mom.
maybe that's why everyone fancies you
 

Joni

I'm a hot dog
I would apreciate if you won't get this thread closed. Thank you.
That would't be a good day for everyone here. This thread is my home OwO
 

NomyNoms

Member
whoops.
sorry guys.
it looks like different threads on the app

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that's my boyfriend's sweater.
now look what you did.

oh my god i feel your pain.
with my goat horns getting the shirt on isn't a problem but getting it off is a nightmare.

don't worry i'll have no trouble stripping you.

it's 1:30am and i'm doing exercises with my hooves on a bare wood floor

aw i wanna see that.

reindeer are my mythology brethren.
that and duende, which are kinda like elves and dwarves mixed together.

that's why krampus is the original santa.


you're no match for my boyfriend.


me and my boyfriend were back in the day.


just leaving this here to fuel the Albion canonistas.

i can't awu but i can awuhwuhwuhwuhwuh


you basically described the entirety of the human race there.
humans do so many destructive things each day it's routine.
then they think they're such a good person for putting their spare change in a charity box.
bout time they learned that they share the planet and don't own it.

you triggered a Durist.
run for your lives before he sends a hurricane on you.

i prefer: what doesn't kill me is about to die.

i don't kill you.
waits patiently.

i thought all these guys would have stopped asking fruitlessly about your fursona a long time ago.

you'd think you were new here.

Good Moooooooooooorning Eastern Euroooooooooope

that's not how you say it.
do it properly.

because you're addicted to conversation

well you sure got me.

it's never too late for pizza!:rolleyes:

you should put that on your grave.

i bought some yogurt flavored pretzels.
i regret the entire day.

why the hell would you buy that in the first place?

You both share the sweetest moments here. I'm glad you at least insist on finding some shed of light by coming regularly.

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reminds.

I have blue bouncing balls. ;);) nudge nudge

so do i.
what a coincidence.

actually it's from shark urine after whale carcasses have been eaten but you're pretty close

what if shark's tears just don't come from their eyes?;)

siphon fish

siphonophores aren't fish.

guitarfish

oh shit that's real.
Guitarfish - Wikipedia
creepy as shit though.
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that's what dwarves call their spouses.


lol had to.

American sole.

i know exactly what you mean.


horrible things.
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the pelican fish

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Pure nightmare fuel unleaded.
 
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Joni

I'm a hot dog
Well, i don't know. But... who knows... Maybe you don't need to follow me anymore... :(
A follow is an appreciation for your presence here. And I appreciate it a lot.
 

Skychickens

Late Healer Ferret
*Gets another air container and attaches it to my spacesuit*

Woah, it's ok guys, wasn't rabies, just hypoxia:D

@Skychickens got any fun facts about hypoxia too?
Sorta.

There’s a gene from a species of now extinct humans that is found only in native tibetians that allows them better capability to survive in higher altitudes and thus lower oxygen. This gene is easy to breed out and will disappear entirely within a generation or two of breeding with someone not having it.

It is our main piece of evidence that homo sapiens used to breed with other humans.

With this gene or some intense physical conditioning and specific body conditions, there have been people able to resist hypoxia even without bottled oxygen and thus avoid mountain sickness.

Hypoxia (and mountain sickness) has been used to help study the human brain failing before too. It literally is the precursor to your brain just suffocating.

Another dumb fact close is that almost nobody actually remembers summiting Everest. The air is so thin your brain is so fucked that it’s dying even with bottled air. At a certain point you can’t use it, people can’t come rescue you, and due to the temperature and lack of oxygen and the organisms needed for decomposition, the way to the summit of everest is marked by perfectly preserved bodies, with the first being “the man with the red shoes” that you can actually see from the line. He was so close and they still haven’t been able to get him down.
 

Yakamaru

Silly McFly
F.boop @everyone :3
 
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