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[Jay98]

and it's even more disturbing when you realize your physiotherapist boyfriend knows a pressure point that can stop your heart

wouldn't be the first time i've bestilled your heart.

love Mishka.

animals are pretty musical.

for my boyfriend

that again.
i prefer Bad Goat Billy.

forr my boyfriend

this the perfect song
for my boyfriend

stop creeping.

damn.
just about everyone wants your d

nopnopnopnopnop.

this is like my boyfriend and me

more than it really should be.

shia is the jockiest jock to ever jock

this is why we have writers and directors.

boyfriend's face as he comes from behind

no

friend of yours jay?

like any caprine can't identify their kind from their face alone.
it's my buddy Zero. lol

yeah because when you actually get a partner...

how i feel every day reading my inbox.

by the way Anubis isn't a jackal.
he's an extinct species of hunting dog from Africa.

true.

@NomyNoms Why do you respond to stuff from 100 pages ago???

because that's when they last posted.
i think they must have used alerts.

but darkness makes me happy and light is horrible

i agree with you there.
black is best.

 

[Narri]

*snootplants into a pile of cookies*

 

[Guifrog]

*snootplants into a pile of cookies*

*jumps in the pile too*

Um... Did I just accidentally drill through some of them with my rack? ;w;

 

[Narri]

*jumps in the pile too*

Um... Did I just accidentally drill through some of them with my rack? ;w;

NO TIME FOR QUESTIONS WE MUST EAT OUR WAY OUT OF THIS MESS *NOMS COOKIES*

 

[Jay98]

okay.
i want to be my boyfriend's naked house keeper.

now i'm just hungry for my boy

no

i have had nightmares where jack jack is trying to kill me

understandable.

maybe that's why everyone fancies you

that's not flattery. that's nightmare fuel.

 

[Guifrog]

NO TIME FOR QUESTIONS WE MUST EAT OUR WAY OUT OF THIS MESS *NOMS COOKIES*

SINCE YOU SAY SO *NOMS MORE THAN YOU*

 

[Alyssa.the.fox]

*noms cookies*

 

[WarriorWhispers]

Today is one of those days that stretches on...

 

[Nihles]

*helps with the cookies, accidentally noms Alyssa's tail*

 

[Jay98]

whoops.
sorry guys.
it looks like different threads on the app.

no prob. just don't do it again.

that's my boyfriend's sweater.
now look what you did.

i have like an entire wardrobe of spares.

don't worry i'll have no trouble stripping you.

aw i wanna see that.

creeper no creeping.

that's why krampus is the original santa.

best santa.

you're no match for my boyfriend.

you're deluded.

me and my boyfriend were back in the day.

just leaving this here to fuel the Albion canonistas.

well they are technically cannon.

you triggered a Durist.
run for your lives before he sends a hurricane on you.

i was gonna say that's not how it works but
that's unfortunately exactly how it works.

i don't kill you.
waits patiently.

the point is you're supposed to try first.
also don't do that.

you'd think you were new here.

i hardly use the forums.

that's not how you say it.
do it properly.

okay.
ringedy ding dong to all my Eid cousins.

well you sure got me.

yeah that's a big flaw you have
especially when you also admit you'd talk to people who are passed out and statues too.

you should put that on your grave.

no that would be super stupid.

why the hell would you buy that in the first place?

i was curious okay?

reminds.

still love those ads.

so do i.
what a coincidence.

what if shark's tears just don't come from their eyes?

tame it.

siphonophores aren't fish.

but a siphon fish is a whale.

oh shit that's real.
Guitarfish - Wikipedia
creepy as shit though.

hey kid, you want some plankton?

that's what dwarves call their spouses.

how ironic.
it's also a dwarf.

lol had to.

saw it coming.

i know exactly what you mean.

not my favorite U2 song.

horrible things.

what? no. thye'er adorable.

Pure nightmare fuel unleaded.

agree.
don't like.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Bonefish.

 

[Guifrog]

And there comes fish-fox! What about the royal gramma:

Fabulous or just fabulous? :3

 

[Alyssa.the.fox]

*helps with the cookies, accidentally noms Alyssa's tail*

meh tail!
;w;

 

[Deleted member 82554]

That is definitely one fine looking fish.

Bonito.

 

[Narri]

HaHaHa! IN YOUR FACE SCHOOL!

I submitted that stupid assignment with 2 minutes to spare!

11:58 pm SUBMISSION TIME owo

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Bonnetmouth says hi.

 

[Nihles]

meh tail!
;w;

is sorry, have another cookie

 

[Nihles]

And there comes fish-fox! What about the royal gramma:

Fabulous or just fabulous? :3

That may be the most gorgeous fish I've ever seen

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Bonytail chub.

 

[Simo]

This being a deer is not bad. I suppose given that Bambi is my favorite Disney cartoon EVER, it is not a hard leap, from Skunk, to Deer for a day! Maybe longer

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Bronze corydoras.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Bonytongue.

 

[Nihles]

This being a deer is not bad. I suppose given that Bambi is my favorite Disney cartoon EVER, it is not a hard leap, from Skunk, to Deer for a day! Maybe longer

If you keep your pfp like that too long it will get stuck that way.
Then you'd be forced to cuddle with foxes for fluffy tail pillows.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Bowfin.

 

[Guifrog]

If you keep your pfp like that too long it will get stuck that way.
Then you'd be forced to cuddle with foxes for fluffy tail pillows.

Aw, Simo will definitely appreciate that!