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Jay98

The violent man-eater
don't worry, you make my heart flutter.
it'll just start up again.
dang

he means this by the way
that's my jam.

you're mine.
nopnopnopnop

you are my medicine.
doubly fuck off and don't call me in the morning.

nobody will get that joke.
true

but we really should.
no we should not

mental note: buy BLACK condoms.
no.
why would you post that?
 

NomyNoms

Member
i have like an entire wardrobe of spares.
mental note:
steal john's dirty laundry.

you were pretty big back in the day.
technically, you still are.

well they are technically cannon.
that's the joke.

i was gonna say that's not how it works but
that's unfortunately exactly how it works.
i woul so abuse that power to kill people i don't like.

the point is you're supposed to try first.
also don't do that.
i'd never hurt you.

ringedy ding dong to all my Eid cousins.
but then they'd be dead.

yeah that's a big flaw you have
especially when you also admit you'd talk to people who are passed out and statues too.
there's nothing wrong with being friendly.

no that would be super stupid.
how about "i hunger for your pepperoni"?
no wait, that's me.

i was curious okay?
well i'm curious about your yogurty pretzel stick.

still love those ads.
japanese ads are amazing.
i wanna watch them all.

no

what? no. thye'er adorable.
brook-lamprey-head-on-a-rock-pic.jpg
are you high?
that's the only angle they don't look evil from.
 
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