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[Simo]

I can put you in a protective Plexiglas casing, with airholes!

Just think, you will be a living medallion, everyone will want you, the prize, the ultimate grail, the elan vital, the prima materia!

 

[shapeless0ne]

*boobs theh snoot*

 

[Casey Fluffbat]

I can put you in a protective Plexiglas casing, with airholes!

Just think, you will be a living medallion, everyone will want you, the prize, the ultimate grail, the elan vital, the prima materia!

Apex ascended Asilidae? Hmmm. What's the pay?

 

[Simo]

Pay?

What is this 'pay' you speak of?

 

[Casey Fluffbat]

Pay?

What is this 'pay' you speak of?

Well, if I'm trapped in a box all day, I have to sustain myself. Like, pay in sugar or mosquitoes.

So you see, now I have control!

*clap clap* fetch me the finest sustenance your paws can acquire!

 

[Simo]

Well, if I'm trapped in a box all day, I have to sustain myself. Like, pay in sugar or mosquitoes.

So you see, now I have control!

*clap clap* fetch me the finest sustenance your paws can acquire!

Oh, OK!

*gathers a host of exotic mosquitoes, and a sampling of sugars*

 

[Casey Fluffbat]

Oh, OK!

*gathers a host of exotic mosquitoes, and a sampling of sugars*

Delectable. Now onwards, we mustn't let anyone win!

 

[Water Draco]

Its cold outside so curls up around the WIN.

 

[Stealtheart]

Mine, mine, mine!

 

[BahgDaddy]

*jumps on the thread he's been ignoring for a long time for some reason*

 

[Yakamaru]

I think I won this time around.

 

[Water Draco]

Wakes up and curls up around the WIN again.

 

[Narri]

*sits poking the win*

 

[LuciantheHugmage]

*pokes the win as well.*

 

[Stealtheart]

*jumps on the thread he's been ignoring for a long time for some reason*

Welcome back to my victory ceremony.

 

[Shoiyo]

*Bursts through the door, dripping wet and looking haggard, the wind and rain howling behind him*

STOP THE CEREMONY! THAT CROWN HAS BEEN POISONED!

 

[BahgDaddy]

Welcome back to my victory ceremony.

*Bursts through the door, dripping wet and looking haggard, the wind and rain howling behind him*

STOP THE CEREMONY! THAT CROWN HAS BEEN POISONED!

Uh oh. This could bee interesting!

 

[Shoiyo]

*Takes the crown* Let me just take that off your hands.

 

[Stealtheart]

*Takes the crown* Let me just take that off your hands.

Oh thank you for saving my life I don't know what I'd do without- WAIT! ... Didn't you say it was poisoned?

 

[Izzy4895]

That crown is a fake!

 

[Rystren]

*eats ice cream in corner*

 

[Stealtheart]

That crown is a fake!

G A S P

 

[Okami_No_Heishi]

A fake poisoned crown!*holds win with some plyers* Let me check it out!

 

[Shoiyo]

No! No! Uh... I'm just immune to poison!!

*sees no one is buying it. Throws a smoke bomb and vanishes*

 

[Signaturefox]

A string?! What do you think I am, a medal?

*Takes win into 4th dimension*