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[Monsieur Doveteux]

Yours, too.

 

[Infrarednexus]

I just got back with the test results......I am the father of this win!

 

[Monsieur Doveteux]

Then I’ll marry it and make it mine.

 

[Some Moron]

The parents don't approve of your engagement, so I'll kidnap the win.

 

[LuciantheHugmage]

I just got back with the test results......I am the father of this win!

They must be faulty. I conjured the win, to say any different would mean-

Oh my.

 

[Infrarednexus]

Give me back my son!

 

[LuciantheHugmage]

Give me back my son!

Not until you explain to me how your spiritual DNA got into my magic!

It's a sentient golden cup, goddammit! I made it using my own Magical Energy- for a mage, that's like giving birth. Out of your hand!

 

[Infrarednexus]

Not until you explain to me how your spiritual DNA got into my magic!

It's a sentient golden cup, goddammit! I made it using my own Magical Energy- for a mage, that's like giving birth. Out of your hand!

It's complicated ;_;

 

[Monsieur Doveteux]

I put it there to further my own nefarious schemes.

 

[LuciantheHugmage]

It's complicated ;_;

 

[Rystren]

*floats about*

 

[Infrarednexus]

*floats about*

Go float into a root beer.

 

[Rystren]

Go float into a root beer.

but im not ice cream

(also, how do you know what i've been drinking?)

 

[Infrarednexus]

but im not ice cream

(also, how do you know what i've been drinking?)

Lucky guess. Seems to happen a lot to me apparently.

Also I'm sorry, but that win is not float compatible. You'll kindly need to lend it to me so I can make some modifications and updates.

 

[LuciantheHugmage]

but im not ice cream

(also, how do you know what i've been drinking?)

He's a wizard.

A very strange wizard, who somehow managed to become the biological father of a sentient metal cup.

Which I conjured out of my hand, which essentially makes me the male mother.

I don't know how I am supposed to feel about this.

 

[Monsieur Doveteux]

You’re supposed to feel like willingly forfeiting that win to its rightful owner, me.

 

[Stealtheart]

I demand the win as compensation for shark fishing.

 

[Infrarednexus]

Do you have a shark as proof? I didn't think so

 

[Some Moron]

I'm still gonna win, despite your Dr Phil quality drama.

 

[Monsieur Doveteux]

What was that?

 

[Stealtheart]

Do you have a shark as proof? I didn't think so

omg stop oppressing me

 

[Monsieur Doveteux]

*sneak-thieves the win*

 

[134]

*steals the win from the thief*

 

[Some Moron]

Stop, thief!

 

[LuciantheHugmage]