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[Rystren]

*floats about*

 

[Some Moron]

*floats about*

No, return to gravity so you can walk away more easily.

 

[Rystren]

But that is both slower and requires effort.

 

[Asassinator]

But that is both slower and requires effort.

And effort you shall use to walk in shame as I WIN!!!

 

[Asassinator]

That’s hilarious, but it doesn’t work anymore

 

[Stealtheart]

That’s hilarious, but it doesn’t work anymore

It doesn't work because the win has been secured for me

 

[Asassinator]

It doesn't work because the win has been secured for me

Are you sure?

 

[Stealtheart]

Are you sure?

124%

 

[Asassinator]

That’s a high percent....

But it doesn’t matter!!!

 

[Rystren]

And effort you shall use to walk in shame as I WIN!!!

I don't walk though

 

[Asassinator]

I don't walk though

Oh... Good for you

 

[LuciantheHugmage]

I don't walk though

I steal your spirit from your body and bind it to a suit of armor. Now you're too heavy to float.

Also, everyone should please stop fighting over my son. You're traumatizing him.

 

[Asassinator]

Also, everyone should please stop fighting over my son. You're traumatizing him.

Son? I’m very much confused

 

[LuciantheHugmage]

Son? I’m very much confused

The win is a golden cup that I conjured out of my hand. He accidentally gained sentience because @Infrarednexus 's spiritual DNA intertwined with my magic.

It's complicated.

 

[Asassinator]

I see...
Well, good luck on that

 

[Rystren]

I steal your spirit from your body and bind it to a suit of armor. Now you're too heavy to float

And you, like many others, have failed to learn that weight means nothing to my floating

 

[LuciantheHugmage]

And you, like many others, have failed to learn that weight means nothing to my floating

Hmm... I ought to do some studies on the magical mechanics of it, then. As a magician, it seems very interesting.

Also, I'm laughing because you're a floating suit of armor right now. Here, I'll put you back into your original body.

The returning of my son is payment, by the way.

*Returns you to your body and swipes the win.*

 

[Rystren]

*continues floating about* eh

 

[Stealtheart]

*Swims menacingly*

 

[Rystren]

*Swims menacingly*

*Baps*

 

[Some Moron]

I'm still winning.

 

[Stealtheart]

*Baps*

You take that bap right back

 

[Some Moron]

Let me win, damn it!

 

[Rystren]

You take that bap right back

*Boops* no

Let me win, damn it!

No *floats about*

 

[Some Moron]

*Boops* no

No *floats about*

Use gravity like a normal person!