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[CertifiedCervine]

Good day. Would you be interested in my company's new product "Let me take the win"?

It's truly marvellous product that can change your life. There, there are samples for everyone...

*hands out samples and lays more on a table for newcomers*

You should really try it and discuss it's benefits between yourself. I'm sure you'll be delighted with its capabilities.

Just to show how it works, let me use it just a little bit... there! As you can see, I immediately claimed the win for a moment.

Hope you enjoy my company's product

*Scribbling on checkboard* but sir, we ran out of wins yesterday! Our last customer ate it!

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Good day. Would you be interested in my company's new product "Let me take the win"?

It's truly marvellous product that can change your life. There, there are samples for everyone...

*hands out samples and lays more on a table for newcomers*

You should really try it and discuss it's benefits between yourself. I'm sure you'll be delighted with its capabilities.

Just to show how it works, let me use it just a little bit... there! As you can see, I immediately claimed the win for a moment.

Hope you enjoy my company's product

*drinks* ...This is just snake oil! ÒwÓ

 

[WarriorWhispers]

*Scribbling on checkboard* but sir, we ran out of wins yesterday! Our last customer ate it!

Was that last customer Nied?

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

*Scribbling on checkboard* but sir, we ran out of wins yesterday! Our last customer ate it!

I told you that I have no idea how it got inside me!

 

[CertifiedCervine]

Oh I feel puzzled whenever I come on here.

Don’t we all?
(Side question: Is whyt a combination of why and what?)

 

[CertifiedCervine]

Was that last customer Nied?

Alyssa ate it this morning

 

[WarriorWhispers]

Alyssa ate it this morning

>_> Order needs to be established here! Everyone is eating things all willy-nilly!

 

[Joni]

Hey Phil Swift here with Flex Tape!

It's truly marvellous product that can change your life. There, there are samples for everyone...

*hands out samples and lays more on a table for newcomers*

You can pach, bond, seal and repair. It even works under water!

Just to show how it works, let me use it just a little bit... there! As you can see, I instantly stopped the toughest leaks.

Hope you enjoy my company's product

And fixed

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

And fixed

You fixed it with some FLEX TAPE CLEAR!

Alyssa ate it this morning

I still have a win stuck inside me. >w<

 

[Skychickens]

I just realized I've technically been drawing LV's pawpads upside down.

....oh well they're staying.

 

[CertifiedCervine]

You fixed it with some FLEX TAPE CLEAR!

I still have a win stuck inside me. >w<

Half of us here will have to go to the vet because of eating wins >w<

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Half of us here will have to go to the vet because of eating wins >w<

And for a regular tail...

 

[CertifiedCervine]

And for a regular tail...

You tried to take my antlers! It was only as revenge! But now we’re even, right?
*Nervous face*

 

[Deleted member 82554]

I'm just going to leave this here.

 

[WarriorWhispers]

You tried to take my antlers! It was only as revenge! But now we’re even, right?
*Nervous face*

I feel like Nap Time spray is gonna be needed again..

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

You tried to take my antlers! It was only as revenge! But now we’re even, right?
*Nervous face*

You antlers grow back. My tail doesn't so how is that fair?

 

[WarriorWhispers]

You antlers grow back. My tail doesn't so how is that fair?

Have you considered being part lizard? Their tails grow back.

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

I feel like Nap Time spray is gonna be needed again..

No! ÒwÓ

 

[CertifiedCervine]

You antlers grow back. My tail doesn't so how is that fair?

You have spares from your past meals though don’t you?

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Have you considered being part lizard? Their tails grow back.

But I hate lizard tails. >w<

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

You have spares from your past meals though don’t you?

None of them are blue wolf tails! ÒwÓ

 

[WarriorWhispers]

None of them are blue wolf tails! ÒwÓ

Probably look adorable with a deer tail.

 

[CertifiedCervine]

Probably look adorable with a deer tail.

That’s what I’ve been trying to tell him, he probably has hundreds!

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Probably look adorable with a deer tail.

Well a husky tail is close enough to a wolves tail...

 

[idkthough120]

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