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[Universe]

Oh no *struggles harder*

 

[Night.Claw]

Well, you might not enjoy this but I sure will *procures 4L of lube, a cricket bat, and a chain*

 

[Universe]

Help me

 

[Yakamaru]

Help me

'sup?

 

[Nihles]

Help me

Silly me! I forgot I'm going to need a blowtorch and a welding mask for this! Be right there!

 

[Universe]

*keeps struggling to no avail*

 

[Universe]

No

 

[Nihles]

*keeps struggling to no avail*

*Dons welding mask* okay, now just hold still and *censored* just let me *something breaks* that's alright we'll just *BAM BAM BAM* and now I can *probably SFW* until we...oops *fwoosh**in the distance, sirens...*

Well the good news is you're not stuck anymore...

 

[Universe]

Ow

 

[Night.Claw]

OwO

 

[Universe]

What’s the bad news?

 

[Nihles]

@Night.Claw Is there a sticker for what just happened?

 

[Universe]

What’s the bad news?

 

[Night.Claw]

@Night.Claw Is there a sticker for what just happened?

Maaaaybe...
But after what i read... Those stickers are probably not for these forums.

 

[Simo]

How do you measure this? What’s my level? :3

Good question...I'm going to have ask the fox about these tests, and the Mega-Bambi measurement scale. I think it's a bit like measuring radiation, and @Some Moron is emitting a very, very high 'deer' signal. It is said among the foxes of the forest that he even smells like a deer, and has adopted a vegetarian diet.

 

[Nihles]

What’s the bad news?

*covered in smoke and dust*
I need a shower. And I ruined my hair!

Oh, And you need a doctor, I don't think your wing supposed to bend that way.

 

[Universe]

OW *wing snaps* no it’s not

 

[Universe]

Ow ow ow ow ow

 

[Nihles]

OW *wing snaps* no it’s not

Ah well I've done everything I can, toodles! *zips off before witnesses, poloce, or lawyers can show up*

 

[Universe]

Ow

 

[Universe]

Someone help *goes into shock*

 

[CertifiedCervine]

Good question...I'm going to have ask the fox about these tests, and the Mega-Bambi measurement scale. I think it's a bit like measuring radiation, and @Some Moron is emitting a very, very high 'deer' signal. It is said among the foxes of the forest that he even smells like a deer, and has adopted a vegetarian diet.

 

[WarriorWhispers]

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Haven’t gotten your tail wiggles in yet today?

 

[Universe]

*Is passed out*

 

[CertifiedCervine]

Haven’t gotten your tail wiggles in yet today?

XD 5 in the morning, 5 in the evening