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[Joni]

I'm a loser.

 

[Water Draco]

Oh dear

Maybe if I blow fire down the chimney it will create enough back pressure to blast you out.

 

[Universe]

*tries but the bacon fat evaporated too fast and I’m stuck twice as tightly as before*

 

[Universe]

Maybe if I blow fire down the chimney it will create enough back pressure to blast you out.

It’s worth a shot.

 

[Water Draco]

Blows fireball down chimney.

 

[Universe]

*the fireball has no effect* oh come on

 

[Water Draco]

Vaporized the chimney

 

[Universe]

*The fireplace is still standing*

 

[Water Draco]

*the fireball has no effect* oh come on

But your still stuck in the harth

 

[Universe]

Yes I am

 

[Water Draco]

The fireplace is still standing

why did you go in there in the first place?

 

[Universe]

Um the door was locked and I didn’t have a key

 

[Water Draco]

Yes I am

I know what will get you out. Places shiny on the ground by you just out of reach.

 

[Water Draco]

Um the door was locked and I didn’t have a key

You could have knocked.

 

[Water Draco]

Nothing can keep a dragon from a shiny

 

[Universe]

*Strains for it but I’m stuck too tight*

 

[Rant]

So I walked into a tiny horse show. They pull tiny 1 person carts and are so freaking smol!! :O can't get a good pic so here's from their website.

 

[Universe]

Except that I’m stuck too tight

 

[idkthough120]

Except that I’m stuck too tight

then why are you stuck in the first place?

 

[SirGavintheFurred]

Fear not, for I have returned. Hello!

 

[Water Draco]

So I walked into a tiny horse show. They pull tiny 1 person carts and are so freaking smol!! :O can't get a good pic so here's from their website.

pony and trap racing is actually quite dangerous.

 

[Universe]

I already explained this now could someone pull me

 

[idkthough120]

I already explained this now could someone pull me

I cannot. I just woke up.

 

[CertifiedCervine]

Fear not, for I have returned. Hello!

Welcome back!

 

[Universe]

Help