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[Universe]

*no* *I’m in a van save me*

 

[WarriorWhispers]

But I'm a human being who can't do anything productive with his life.

Eh, you don't know that just yet. There could be plenty of things you become good at.
You've already stated you have survival knowledge. That's useful.

 

[Universe]

Mmmmmph *the van with me in it goes by*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Eh, you don't know that just yet. There could be plenty of things you become good at.
You've already stated you have survival knowledge. That's useful.

Not for a job or anything productive in life.

 

[Universe]

*Bangs the inside of the van with my tail*

 

[WarriorWhispers]

Mmmmmph *the van with me in it goes by*

*uses particle acceleration to explode van*

Not for a job or anything productive in life.

That's not entirely true! ^-^ Lots of jobs for survival jobs, TV shows too.
Just sayin'.

 

[Universe]

*uses particle acceleration to explode van*

That's not entirely true! ^-^ Lots of jobs for survival jobs, TV shows too.
Just sayin'.

*I’m now bound and gagged on the ground* *I look at you terrified*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

That's not entirely true! ^-^ Lots of jobs for survival jobs, TV shows too.
Just sayin'.

 

[SirGavintheFurred]

And just like that, I must go! Later!

 

[WarriorWhispers]

Um...Wut?

*I’m now bound and gagged on the ground* *I look at you terrified*

Hmm...
Should really get rid of that...
*send Universe through portal to different universe where rope doesn't exist*

 

[Universe]

*I’m still gagged*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Um...Wut

You know those shows are faked and give bad advice like how Bear Grills encourages drinking your own urine.

 

[Whimsycal]

What? Bear Grills wasnt really a grizzly bear in disguise?

 

[WarriorWhispers]

You know those shows are faked and give bad advice like how Bear Grills encourages drinking your own urine.

From what I SAW of Bear Grylls, I haven't seen them all, he did state it has to be cleaned in one way or another.
Also, as far as I'm aware, Les Stroud's Survivorman(not as popular) was real(not as unrealistically dangerous) and filmed by himself(besides a few select areas).

 

[Universe]

*I’m still gagged*

 

[Universe]

Mmmmph

 

[WarriorWhispers]

*I’m still gagged*

*telepathically sends message*
Eh.
Can't help anymore. You're in a different universe!

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

From what I SAW of Bear Grylls, I haven't seen them all, he did state it has to be cleaned in one way or another.
Also, as far as I'm aware, Les Stroud's Survivorman(not as popular) was real(not as unrealistically dangerous) and filmed by himself(besides a few select areas).

Reality TV companies also have shoddy contracts anyway.

 

[Universe]

*then get me back in this universe*

 

[WarriorWhispers]

Reality TV companies also have shoddy contracts anyway.

lol Nied, unless $1trillion drops into your wallet, nothing is perfect. It's about finding a balance.
Plus outside of TV, survival guides can make good money if they know their stuff. Which I'm sure has it's own downfalls.

*then get me back in this universe*

Oh...
Yeah...I'm the most powerful husky in THIS universe. I don't know about THAT one.
Might be forever stuck. *nodnod*

 

[Universe]

*nooooooo*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

lol Nied, unless $1trillion drops into your wallet, nothing is perfect. It's about finding a balance.
Plus outside of TV, survival guides can make good money if they know their stuff. Which I'm sure has it's own downfalls.


Oh...
Yeah...I'm the most powerful husky in THIS universe. I don't know about THAT one.
Might be forever stuck. *nodnod*

I'm not too good with it anyways like my cactus arguement proved.

 

[Universe]

lol Nied, unless $1trillion drops into your wallet, nothing is perfect. It's about finding a balance.
Plus outside of TV, survival guides can make good money if they know their stuff. Which I'm sure has it's own downfalls.


Oh...
Yeah...I'm the most powerful husky in THIS universe. I don't know about THAT one.
Might be forever stuck. *nodnod*

*manges to open an unstable portal back*

 

[WarriorWhispers]

I'm not too good with it anyways like my cactus arguement proved.

From a SURVIVAL standpoint, you were spot on.
Don't Touch The Effing Cacti or Fungi!
To be able to safely state, "Yeah thats edible" you have to specialize in that area. Like I had said, I know what to do in a hurricane...But earthquake? Nope! Not my field. lol

*manges to open an unstable portal back*

Isn't that the portal that makes you go even further??

 

[Universe]

From a SURVIVAL standpoint, you were spot on.
Don't Touch The Effing Cacti or Fungi!
To be able to safely state, "Yeah thats edible" you have to specialize in that area. Like I had said, I know what to do in a hurricane...But earthquake? Nope! Not my field. lol


Isn't that the portal that makes you go even further??

*I can see you now if you could just give me something to lock on to from your end*