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[Infrarednexus]

Why are you shouting?

 

[Skychickens]

Why aren't YOU shouting?

 

[Universe]

People are stealing my title *Points shotgun against my head*

 

[Universe]

*goes to pull the trigger*

 

[Universe]

No

 

[Skychickens]

*waits until you die so I can resurrect*

Remember I am a late healer.

*lightbulb turns on* I have a better title.

 

[Universe]

(BLAM!)

 

[Skychickens]

THERE WE GO. Now my work begins.

*gets to work resurrecting*

 

[CertifiedCervine]

Is okay, there's no headlights for you to get dazzled by.

That’s a relief isn’t it

 

[Skychickens]

*I fall to the ground dead*

*finishes resurrection* Hey there buddy. Feel better?

 

[Universe]

THERE WE GO. Now my work begins.

*gets to work resurrecting*

*slowly wakes up and screams*

 

[Universe]

*finishes resurrection* Hey there buddy. Feel better?

Yeah what happened?

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

(BLAM!)

Hey! Suicide is MY thing!

 

[Skychickens]

Yeah what happened?

You seemed a bit distressed. Glad you feel better now. *pats*

 

[Universe]

*pulls out shotgun again*

 

[Skychickens]

*pulls out shotgun again*

Oh are we going on crusade? I have some new methods for my erm...healing...I want to try!!

 

[Universe]

*points it at my head*

 

[Slytherin Umbreon]

Have a snickers, you're not you when you're hungry

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Have a snickers, you're not you when you're hungry

Yeah he's becoming me!

 

[Universe]

*goes to pull the trigger*

 

[Universe]

Is nobody going to stop me

 

[CertifiedCervine]

Niedlich does it all the time

 

[Universe]

*Presses shotgun against my head then accidentally shoots myself in the foot* OW

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Niedlich does it all the time

Thing is I ACTUALLY want to die!

 

[Universe]

Ow my foot