CertifiedCervine
Caribouwu
Yeah, why else would I be whimsicalBUT HE'S A DEER!!!

Yeah, why else would I be whimsicalBUT HE'S A DEER!!!
FTFYYeah, why else would I be a demon.
Pretty much anything with horns and hooves.
Do I scare you?FTFY
Only not really.Do I scare you?
Do I scare you?
*Slowly opens maws around neck*Nah, I just like plants :3
:3
*Slaps nied with newspaper**Slowly opens maws around neck*
*Bites but in self defence**Slaps nied with newspaper*
No! Bad dog!
...*Bites but in self defence*
*Kicks nied in defense*...
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Bites harder**Kicks nied in defense*
*Frantically flailing around trying to get nied off**Bites harder*
There's a difference...?Question is.
Is it British bacon or American bacon?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
There's a difference...?
*Frantically flailing around trying to get nied off*
Spit that out Nied, you dont know where its been.*Bites harder*
You don't know where I've been either...Spit that out Nied, you dont know where its been.
Soon as you drop the deer. Please enlighten me.You don't know where I've been either...
Soon as you drop the deer. Please enlighten me.
Spit that out Nied, you dont know where its been.
You don't know where I've been either...