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[Yakamaru]

 

[Asassinator]

Oh you don’t come here often enough to know what’s happening.

So someone ate the win, who was a budgie, so I had to go buy a new one, and this one was trained to use a flamethrower!

So whenever it’s about to be eaten or killed, it gets out it’s flamethrower.

 

[Narri]

 

[Yakamaru]

 

[Asassinator]

Oof

 

[Some Moron]

Can I win now?

 

[Asassinator]

Yes! You can reply after my approval message and pray that no one will interrupt your win.

 

[pediachnid]

i will guard my win with an iron...paw?fist?claw?

 

[Yakamaru]

 

[Skychickens]

Wow way too long.

 

[Some Moron]

I still win, right?

 

[Skychickens]

No.

 

[Yakamaru]

Nope indeed. :3

 

[Skychickens]

*slowly sets up party table*
It’s been awhile guys.

 

[Infrarednexus]

Yeah it has. What game do you fancy us playing. PnB? Blackjack? Clue? Battleship?

 

[Skychickens]

I like scrabble.

Also good old fashion texas hold ‘em.

 

[Some Moron]

Did someone say Texas? Who do I get to shoot?

 

[Skychickens]

The people trying to mess up this party.

Who thinks I should hang a piñata?

 

[Infrarednexus]

Si Senorita! Hang the piñata!

 

[Skychickens]

*hangs by neck over the pool*

Okay so that’s done. Now we...put covers on the tables.

 

[Some Moron]

Can I burn something?

 

[Skychickens]

Sure. Set up the bonfire pit and when sundown hits we’ll have s’mores. I love lightning my marshmallows on fire.

 

[Infrarednexus]

We also are going to need music. I'll fetch Alexa!

 

[Skychickens]

And pool toys and floaties so when @Jaberwocky gets here they can have safe playtime too.

 

[Some Moron]

Let me win!