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Okami_No_Heishi

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Water Draco said:
Then you don't want me about then. I seem to have an ability with fire in real life. Even to the point were I have a bonfire down the farm it always attracts the attention of the police helicopter and end up having a visit.
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Been there and done that!! I remember one Halloween a few years ago we had set off a bunch of big fireworks(before they were legal here)! It created some really thick smoke at street level. It was night too. And out of the smoke drove a pretty new police cruiser! They thought we were shooting shotguns! Lol!! We all had our pistols on too! But we all had carry permits so, :p!
 
Ravofox

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
Okami_No_Heishi said:
Been there and done that!! I remember one Halloween a few years ago we had set off a bunch of big fireworks(before they were legal here)! It created some really thick smoke at street level. It was night too. And out of the smoke drove a pretty new police cruiser! They thought we were shooting shotguns! Lol!! We all had our pistols on too! But we all had carry permits so, :p!
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*pulls fake gun* this is a holdup!! Give me the win!!! BTW mornin everyone:D
 
bhutrflai

bhutrflai

Okami The Wolf is my crazy half!
Water Draco said:
Then you don't want me about then. I seem to have an ability with fire in real life. Even to the point were I have a bonfire down the farm it always attracts the attention of the police helicopter and end up having a visit.
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Okami is a fire wolf, thru & thru. He has ALWAYS been the fire tender whenever there's a fire happening. He has stories for days from when he was a kid!!
He's taught me well enough. When we go camping, our fire burns pretty much the whole time we're there, sometimes 5 or 6 days. He starts it about 20mins after we arrive (after he has to fix the damn fire pit) and we just keep it lit!
Never had the cops called for a fire, but def had them called for fireworks (which is Okami's other kryponite). Hell, he even burned all the leaves in our back yard by piling them next to the fence & lighting that bitch up! No one around here cared at all!
 
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Okami_No_Heishi

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Ravofox said:
See ya Draco!:) Glad things have been going well!



Gulp!
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Nah! You're safe! Once had a dumbass neighbor who liked to play with those bb guns that look like real firearms. Almost drew down on em one night while taking my dog out. Stupid fucks came bursting out of their front door with those toys, and they turned and pointed them at me!! I screamed at them, while holding my dog back and my hand on my .45, "You stupid fucks!! If I was the Cops, you'd both be fucking dead!!" . Needless to say, we didnt like those neighbors at all.
 
Rystren

Rystren

Call me FLUuFFFFEH || The Original Floater
Okami_No_Heishi said:
He still smoking from re-entry! Somebody throw some water on him!
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you know when you have a head on collision when not wearing a seatbelt? imagine something like that but replace the car with a lifeboat and the other car with the ground
 
Ravofox

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
Okami_No_Heishi said:
Nah! You're safe! Once had a dumbass neighbor who liked to play with those bb guns that look like real firearms. Almost drew down on em one night while taking my dog out. Stupid fucks came bursting out of their front door with those toys, and they turned and pointed them at me!! I screamed at them, while holding my dog back and my hand on my .45, "You stupid fucks!! If I was the Cops, you'd both be fucking dead!!" . Needless to say, we didnt like those neighbors at all.
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How old were these people?! XD
 
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