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[Okami_No_Heishi]

you know when you have a head on collision when not wearing a seatbelt? imagine something like that but replace the car with a lifeboat and the other car with the ground

Are y'all having lifeboat drills?

 

[Universe]

;=;

 

[Okami_No_Heishi]

How old were these people?! XD

Too young! And dumb as rocks!

 

[Universe]

*sobs*

 

[Rystren]

Are y'all having lifeboat drills?

no. those are only used in the actual situation.
i was actually playing a space game

 

[Rystren]

Too young! And dumb as rocks!

i know rocks with more common sense than they do

 

[Ravofox]

Should we pay respects to ry?

 

[bhutrflai]

Nah! You're safe! Once had a dumbass neighbor who liked to play with those bb guns that look like real firearms. Almost drew down on em one night while taking my dog out. Stupid fucks came bursting out of their front door with those toys, and they turned and pointed them at me!! I screamed at them, while holding my dog back and my hand on my .45, "You stupid fucks!! If I was the Cops, you'd both be fucking dead!!" . Needless to say, we didnt like those neighbors at all.

Don't forget about the time they decided to have a bb gun shootout in the middle of the street. The cops caught one out in the road, the other little shit ran around behind OUR house & snuck back in to his own house.

Cannot begin to explain how happy I am that we don't live there anymore.

 

[Rystren]

Should we pay respects to ry?

nah. i'm good. i always snootplant properly

 

[Universe]

*is crying because I’m lonely*

 

[Okami_No_Heishi]

How old were these people?! XD

And I did call the police on several occasions. And other times I just banged on their fucking door! Nothing like waking up at 2 am to thumping coming from your neighbors house! God I am so glad we got out of that county!!

 

[Universe]

I’m so lonely I need a hug

 

[Okami_No_Heishi]

*sobs*

Why are you crying? And why are you lonely? *points at LPW* talk to these folks! We are here!! Talk to us!!

 

[Okami_No_Heishi]

i know rocks with more common sense than they do

Amen!

 

[Universe]

Yay ^=^ *hugs everyone*

 

[WarriorWhispers]

And I did call the police on several occasions. And other times I just banged on their fucking door! Nothing like waking up at 2 am to thumping coming from your neighbors house! God I am so glad we got out of that county!!

>_> I’ve dealt with neighbors like that.
I had several sheriffs on speed dial.

 

[Universe]

So soft

 

[bhutrflai]

*is crying because I’m lonely*

Don't cry. We all are going thru this. At least here, on faf, we can have some fun.
Try not to let it get you down too far.

 

[Okami_No_Heishi]

>_> I’ve dealt with neighbors like that.
I had several sheriffs on speed dial.

I never hesitate to call the cops! Because if I go over there, I'm going to jail! I don't wann fucking go to jail!! Besides, that's what tbe Police are for, to police!

 

[Universe]

Furpile!

 

[Rystren]

so there was an accident...

 

[Universe]

Don't cry. We all are going thru this. At least here, on faf, we can have some fun.
Try not to let it get you down too far. View attachment 41997

*hugs*

 

[Okami_No_Heishi]

so there was an accident...

Where? What?

 

[bhutrflai]

Furpile!

Sorry. Not for us.
Will do a *hug* though.

 

[WarriorWhispers]

I never hesitate to call the cops! Because if I go over there, I'm going to jail! I don't wann fucking go to jail!! Besides, that's what tbe Police are for, to police!

Pretty much!
I told our sheriffs that too!
They didn’t care for that. Lol

so there was an accident...

Accidents aren’t good..