DeeTheDragon
a bird-dragon paradox
I see, so it takes 3 posters to get to the center of the cookie pile.
WHAT YOU DOING, YOU GONNA GET BURNED TOO
*grabs Alaric and jumps into miraculously nearby lake*
*Dumps 10,000 cookies into the thread*
*steals 50% of the 80%*
*steals 50% of the 80%*
I'm keeping 80% of the cookies despite only doing 20% of the baking. Fucking deal with it.
Ooo a cookie! *noms*
Thank you for your hospitality friendly dragon.
Plot twist: I win.
*nibbles cookie*
It's so good! You wanna try my muffin?
This is a thrilling movie.Double plot twist: You don't
AfternoonG'morning/g'afternoon/g'evening
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