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[Toby_Morpheus]

*summons soundproof shielda*

*sigh*
Thing about rogues...
...
You can't hear, that's right.

*stretches*
Kinda insulting you'd think I'd actually use that on you after I told you what it does.

 

[Sky-DRGNr]

*hugs Prometheus*I won't steal ur wand again. But can I buy it?

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

*hugs Prometheus*I won't steal ur wand again. But can I buy it?

*detects motive to ensure no thievery or shenanigans occur*
If you promise to behave, I can show you what I have.

 

[Sky-DRGNr]

*detects motive to ensure no thievery or shenanigans occur*
If you promise to behave, I can show you what I have.

:/ sure...I guess. Wat you got?

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

:/ sure...I guess. Wat you got?

*displays bandoleer full of wands*
Depends on what you need.

 

[Sky-DRGNr]

Hmmmm....an Illusion wand. My wand creates and obliterates but can't do illusion very well...

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

Hmmmm....an Illusion wand. My wand creates and obliterates but can't do illusion very well...

Hmm...
I have a wand of Silent Image.
It makes a minor illusion in the form of whatever you want.

I don't need to use it, so it still has all 50 charges. I'll let it go for 750 gold pieces.

 

[Sky-DRGNr]

Hmmmm.... maybe. Any others?

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

Hmmmm.... maybe. Any others?

Things get a bit pricey from here on but...
*shuffles around bag of holding*
Here's a wand of Mirror Image. I think you can figure it out.
4,500 gold pieces.

 

[Sky-DRGNr]

Things get a bit pricey from here on but...
*shuffles around bag of holding*
Here's a wand of Mirror Image. I think you can figure it out.
4,500 gold pieces.

Ok here is payment. *opens Knapsack and turns up side down and Gold pieces spill out to the exact amount*

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

Ok here is payment. *opens Knapsack and turns up side down and Gold pieces spill out to the exact amount*

*bites a piece to ensure it's legitimate*
Yeah. Here.
*hands wand over*
Enjoy

 

[Universe]

*bites a piece to ensure it's legitimate*
Yeah. Here.
*hands wand over*
Enjoy

I’ll buy one *Unshields*

 

[Universe]

I won’t steal

 

[Sky-DRGNr]

*bites a piece to ensure it's legitimate*
Yeah. Here.
*hands wand over*
Enjoy

*puts wand into Knapsack* *lays back on the ground, then realizes I'm not in my original form* Oh shoot..... I need to turn back. *points strange wand at self and goes back to original form* better....

 

[Universe]

Hello?

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

I won’t steal

Hey, watch this

*puts wand into Knapsack* *lays back on the ground, then realizes I'm not in my original form* Oh shoot..... I need to turn back. *points strange wand at self and goes back to original form* better....

*As he lays down, the knapsack explodes with violent force and erupts into napalm-like flame*

And that's the thing about rogues.

 

[Universe]

Wow

 

[Sky-DRGNr]

Chat is quite.... probably because everyone is confused or busy.

 

[idkthough120]

*hides in knapsack-*

 

[Sky-DRGNr]

*As he lays down, the knapsack explodes with violent force and erupts into napalm-like flame*

And that's the thing about rogues.

*casually opens Knapsack to let fire crawl out, as it is now sentient and a lizard looking thing* thanks for the pet...

 

[Universe]

Hey, watch this


*As he lays down, the knapsack explodes with violent force and erupts into napalm-like flame*

And that's the thing about rogues.

Hey buddy can I buy a wand? *makes my duplicates disappear*

 

[Sky-DRGNr]

*hides in knapsack-*

Noooo!!!! *too late, as whyt is fully in the Knapsack*

 

[Sky-DRGNr]

*plunges hand in, feeling for whyt* nonononononononono......

 

[Universe]

*I make a huge block of gold appear*

 

[Universe]

Hello?