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[Water Draco]

 

[Universe]

Zzzzz*still passed out*

 

[Water Draco]

Quietly sneaks in and takes the WIN

 

[Universe]

*subconsciously gets up and beats you up*

 

[Water Draco]

*subconsciously gets up and beats you up*

You get done for GBH and I am awarded the WIN as compensation.

 

[Universe]

You get done for GBH and I am awarded the WIN as compensation.

*dodges them and tackles you and beats you up some more* * then steals the win and sleep teleports away*

 

[Universe]

What’s GBH

 

[Universe]

*goes back to sleep somewhere I can’t be disturbed.* Zzzzz

 

[Guifrog]

Zzzzz?
Where's the fly?!

 

[Universe]

*I’m asleep*

 

[Some Moron]

Can I win again?

 

[Universe]

If you can get past me

 

[Some Moron]

I don't care for you or your confusing statements. So I'll skip that part.

 

[Guifrog]

Oh, a fellow somniloquy!

 

[Universe]

I’m awake now

 

[Guifrog]

Narcolepsy then?

 

[Universe]

A what

 

[Guifrog]

A person who talks while sleeping. I may do that, and sometimes I laugh too.

 

[Universe]

Oh what do you call someone who fights in their sleep.

 

[Guifrog]

I guess sleepfighter. :V

 

[Universe]

I was thinking badass

 

[Guifrog]

Seems accurate to me!

 

[Universe]

Okay good

 

[Guifrog]

Now let me win.

 

[Universe]

No