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[Guifrog]

*sigh* now I know how people feel when I devour their dishes in seconds.

 

[Universe]

More please

 

[Guifrog]

Ok.

*pats* There, don't worry. You'll have the win all for you once you complete 19 years of marriage, or maybe your birthday.

More please

*hands another plate*

 

[Universe]

*eats it*

 

[Guifrog]

Still hungry, bud?
There's a pile of cookies right over there also!

 

[Universe]

Where?

 

[Guifrog]

*grabs his arm and goes to the trailer*

There, see? I can't recall how many packs of cookies they brought but I think it was about 30000. We could even make a pool of cookies.

 

[Joni]

YES!!!! MORE COOKIES!!!!!

 

[Universe]

*eats almost all of the cookies*

 

[Joni]

*eats almost all of the cookies*

NOOOOO!!!!!

 

[Guifrog]

GOSH, He ate about two thirds of the stock! Hurry, doggo, get all that you can! *catches a 1/12 portion as well*

 

[Universe]

*eats the rest of the cookies*

 

[Joni]

GOSH, He ate about two thirds of the stock! Hurry, doggo, get all that you can! *catches a 1/12 portion as well*

*grabs the rest, eats it*

 

[Universe]

*eats all the hot dogs*

 

[Joni]

I know I'm hot but STOP EATING ME!!!!

 

[Universe]

But the hot dogs are good

 

[Joni]

But the hot dogs are good

STOP EATING ME!!!!

 

[Universe]

I BOUGHT HOT DOGS

 

[Joni]

I BOUGHT HOT DOGS

I WIN

 

[Universe]

Whatever

 

[Some Moron]

Do I win? Just like always?

 

[Universe]

Um no

 

[Guifrog]

Not yet, wait for your birthday.

 

[Joni]

Do I win? Just like always?

Never again.

 

[Some Moron]

Damn!