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[Alex C.]

Whooooaaa

 

[TRE]

Whooooaaa

Life is trash so am i... *hides in trash can*

 

[The Matte-Black Cat]

Daaaw, Whose a big fluffy killing machine?

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I can't be mad at you, you're mysterious - like myself..

 

[Narri]

But I lost.

I WILL HELP YOU WIN!

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

Life is trash so am i... *hides in trash can*

*hears rustling in trash dumpster outside* UwU is there some new food out there? *starts shaking dumpster violently*

 

[Alex C.]

Life is trash so am i... *hides in trash can*

Life is a bed, so am i *hides in bed while silently crying*

 

[NightTripper]

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I can't be mad at you, you're mysterious - like myself..

You say mysterious, I say.....Shy?.....ish?

 

[TRE]

*hears rustling in trash dumpster outside* UwU is there some new food out there? *starts shaking dumpster violently*

Nooo! My home stop!

 

[The Matte-Black Cat]

You say mysterious, I say.....Shy?.....ish?

Shy + coolness = Mysterious..

..in my opinion...
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Perfect logic.. :3

 

[TRE]

Life is a bed, so am i *hides in bed while silently crying*

Can I join you but I'll be in your trash can

 

[Alex C.]

Can I join you but I'll be in your trash can

You can come in bed with me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Narri]

We should make a book out of lpw...

The Archive Of LPW
The Futility And Insanity Of Furaffinity Forums

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

Nooo! My home stop!

*opens dumpster* Why u in my food supply? im getting @The Matte-Black Cat ! MOOOOOOOOOOOOM this weird leopard is contaminating my fooooooooooood!

 

[TRE]

You can come in bed with me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

. . .

 

[NightTripper]

Shy + coolness = Mysterious..

..in my opinion...
....
..
Perfect logic.. :3

Fair enough, I can't argue that.

 

[Infrarednexus]

Can I join you but I'll be in your trash can

You can come in bed with me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

She's 13

 

[TRE]

*opens dumpster* Why u in my food supply? im getting @The Matte-Black Cat ! MOOOOOOOOOOOOM this weird leopard is contaminating my fooooooooooood!

I live here what you mean?

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

I live here what you mean?

this is where i eat, how long have u lived here??

 

[TRE]

this is where i eat, how long have u lived here??

Long time

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

Redacted by staff.

fbi open up

 

[KimberVaile]

Good god the state of this thread.

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

Long time

well get out this is where i get my food *digs around* OwO half eaten donut, ill take that

 

[NightTripper]

fbi open up

RUN, IT'S THE LOLICE!

 

[The Matte-Black Cat]

*opens dumpster* Why u in my food supply? im getting @The Matte-Black Cat ! MOOOOOOOOOOOOM this weird leopard is contaminating my fooooooooooood!

..so I got two sons now...

Um, I'd say eat the weird leopard - but I KNOW that's not a good answer..Um, I'll find you a new dumpster or something...

 

[TRE]

fbi open up

Huh... *runs to hide under bed*