Captain TrashPanda
A broke college racc
anyone who gets a weapon is considered dangerous, dont need a deranged sunny d addict torching meAwww you think i'm dangerous? Thank you! :V

anyone who gets a weapon is considered dangerous, dont need a deranged sunny d addict torching meAwww you think i'm dangerous? Thank you! :V
and thats when we get nervous and employ armed guards *gets rifle* people these days, gees
i said do u mind. also i changed to non-latex gloves
I have only drank one... Give me more and i dont know what will happenanyone who gets a weapon is considered dangerous, dont need a deranged sunny d addict torching me
You can only use your own epi pen. No one else is allowed to use yours or inject it into you.
*trips when u try to run out* oops, didnt see u there *puts win back**sneaks in mission impossible style steals the win and slips out*
fine they wont fire me ill still be hereI do mind!... you changed after you had already patted down my sides.
I have lodged a complaint of professional misconduct and personal injury with the museum.
*ouch ouch ouch*
*puts sunny d in the entrance* lets just see...I have only drank one... Give me more and i dont know what will happen
*starts scorching the museum**trips when u try to run out* oops, didnt see u there *puts win back*
fine they wont fire me ill still be here
*climbs to the roof* great, someone who can fly, makes my job harder *lighty taps on shoulder* stealing is wrong, u realize that?*Still has the win*
Hewwo again :3O...
*Offhand backhands**climbs to the roof* great, someone who can fly, makes my job harder *lighty taps on shoulder* stealing is wrong, u realize that?
*is on the roof of a burning museum* well crap*Runs in and grabs the win then runs out with it*
Smoking is wrong, u realize that?*climbs to the roof* great, someone who can fly, makes my job harder *lighty taps on shoulder* stealing is wrong, u realize that?
yea no shit *sees u run away* hope somebody else gets that win *calls @whyt31 while looking for a place to jump*I’m badass
XD you made me laugh*falls into thread and sleeps* Win.
oh he's immune to fire*falls into thread and sleeps* Win.