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[Captain TrashPanda]

Haha ignore this. We aren't doing anything illegal!

*in mind* imma take all their heads off...

 

[Universe]

*in mind* imma take all their heads off...

I heard that

 

[Universe]

I was just trying to help

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

It’s more what I’m doing for you I’m making you impervious to damage

*lays on table* im sure... making me a robot to fight your war *curses under breath*

 

[NightTripper]

*stands on the side with a raised eyebrow*

 

[Joni]

They’re made of titanium carbonate

Sounds weak tbh

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

I heard that

asshat...

I was just trying to help

i bet you are...

 

[Universe]

*lays on table* im sure... making me a robot to fight your war *curses under breath*

I never said anything about making you into a robot I’m making you into a better you and I’m working for your government

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

I never said anything about making you into a robot I’m making you into a better you

*stares at ceiling* i seriously wonder how i got here... *lays there contemplating what will happen next*

 

[Universe]

Put him under

 

[Infrarednexus]

 

[Tyno]

*stares at ceiling* i seriously wonder how i got here... *lays there contemplating what will happen next*

You gave me a Sunny D. That's why :V

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

That dragon's pretty cute.

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

Put him under

*stares into eyes* ik you have an ulterior motive, idk what tho
i will turn on you one day...

 

[Universe]

Welp lets get this over with

 

[Universe]

*stares into eyes* ik you have an ulterior motive, idk what tho
i will turn on you one day...

Not likely

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

Not likely

Welp lets get this over with

*mumbles* the allfather curses you, you horrendous wretch *blacks out*

 

[_Ivory_]

*keeps lurking*

 

[Joni]

*keeps lurking*

<_>

 

[Universe]

*mumbles* the allfather curses you, you horrendous wretch *blacks out*

Oh so scared not ok give me the mind control implant

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

Oh so scared not ok give me the mind control implant

*prays desperately* father, deliver me from my warden...

 

[Universe]

*a few hours later* ok done

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

Oh so scared not ok give me the mind control implant

wreak havoc on his schemes, raise his enemies against him, and liberate me from my tribulation...

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

*a few hours later* ok done

*lays on table unconscious*

 

[Universe]

Indfieus celestialis