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[Niedlich the Folf]

I'm back for the win. UwU

 

[idkthough120]

i somehow have nothing to do... -w-

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

i somehow have nothing to do... -w-

You can compete aganist me for the win.

 

[idkthough120]

You can compete aganist me for the win.

okay...

*pounces on the win*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

okay...

*pounces on the win*

*picks uo win and holds it high above your head*

 

[idkthough120]

*picks uo win and holds it high above your head*

give it to me please, doggy ;w;

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

give it to me please, doggy ;w;

Gotta catch it. *holds even higher way out of your reach*

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

Wait... what's the purse?

3 mil

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

Ooooooooh burn

those are horrendous odds for me mate...

 

[idkthough120]

Gotta catch it. *holds even higher way out of your reach*

...*catches* yes.

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

...*catches* yes.

*pulls up* Nope.

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

ight @Keefur right here right now for the win *says this while the Fighting Power Index gives this raccoon only a 3 percent chance of victory*
lucky me, i have @The Universe in my corner...

 

[Keefur]

3 mil

Heck... Let's just forget about fighting and split the purse!

 

[idkthough120]

*pulls up* Nope.

...do you want me to bite again, mom...?

 

[Keefur]

nah, this will build strength for us both! u shoulda seen what high tech crap @The Universe put in my system...

No technology or weapons allowed. It was in the rules.

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

No technology or weapons allowed. It was in the rules.

*shrugs* fine *walks to @The Universe and he disables all weapons* while the tiger has strength and size, i have speed... *walks back unarmed to fight* may the best win

 

[Universe]

It’s not tech it’s magic that enhances one’s natural abilities and reflexes by a 1000000000

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

...do you want me to bite again, mom...?

A: No B: Not your mom.

 

[Universe]

Get him soldier

 

[idkthough120]

A: No B: Not your mom.

A: then give me the win..
B: that's sad...

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

It’s not tech it’s magic that enhances one’s natural abilities and reflexes by a 1000000000

Get him soldier

we gonna go no magic, no tech. just wits and fists (and that boy's large teeth, eesh)
ight striped boi @Keefur this is for the win right here.. *prays to Allfather @Pogo for guidance and strength*

 

[Pogo]

we gonaa go no magic, no tech. just wits and fists (and that boy's large teeth, eesh)
ight striped boi @Keefur this is for the win right here.. *prays to Allfather @Pogo for guidance and strength*

Wussup? =w=

 

[Keefur]

Sorry. I can't do this. I don't believe in assisted suicide.

 

[Tyno]

bet.

And now, here are the fighters for the LPW Chapionship!
First, the challenger. At 2' 6", weighing in at 25 lbs, he is a bio-engineered raccoon and has tossed with predators before, including @Ravofox and won. He is THE Underground Fighting Champion and looking to be the first raccoon to hold 2 belts at once, Captain TrashPanda!
And now the champion. At 10' even, weighing in at 275 lbs, he is one of the very few sabertoothed tigers left on the planet. He has fought others and intimidates many, @Keefur !
*the bell sounds*

Underground fighting? That's illegal sorry mister but we have to arrest you.

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

Sorry. I can't do this. I don't believe in assisted suicide.

*raises eyebrows* oh you wanna hit me with that line? cmon now bring it, i dare ya *digs heels in*
ill make ya dance like an absolute fool

Wussup? =w=

fight night against Keefur. no my odds are shit but thats ok