Niedlich the Folf
Cute Folf.
I was joking... Unless he says so...It begins again

I was joking... Unless he says so...It begins again
I was just saying!!!No! I don't trust you, and you'll eat me again!
HEY!!!Blblblbl!
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ok...Now now settle down
Aaah I mean okay I’ll just...add a contingency to the casting circle and if I just do this...and a little...maybe a bit of...REVIVE OUR DEAD!!!
Uhh... is it really this ridiculous?Aaah I mean okay I’ll just...add a contingency to the casting circle and if I just do this...and a little...maybe a bit of...
Pardon me I need you to move a foot thanks
And some of this...
I mean I have to alter the spell to allow it to run while I’m gone, only affect the willing dead, rebuild any missing or nonfunctional parts, and allow them to retain themselves. It’s hard not being an evil necromancer for sure.Uhh... is it really this ridiculous?
Not if you're a normal person.It’s hard not being an evil necromancer for sure.
Normal people are evil. I’m aiming for neutral territory.Not if you're a normal person.
I think you need something checked in the head...Normal people are evil. I’m aiming for neutral territory.
Oh no most people think it’s morally wrong to raise the dead. *smacks head like in a v8 commercial* That’s right.I think you need something checked in the head...
I can’t really resurrect something that isn’t dead but I may either be able to summon them or replacements if you’d like.Btw @Skychickens can you resurrect my organs that @Water Draco teleported?
Sure!I can’t really resurrect something that isn’t dead but I may either be able to summon them or replacements if you’d like.
Okay here we go. Finished up the circle for the other people and now I just need you to stand reeeeaaaallly still. You don’t want the organs appearing in the wrong place.Sure!
Ok! *stands so still people think I'm a statue*Okay here we go. Finished up the circle for the other people and now I just need you to stand reeeeaaaallly still. You don’t want the organs appearing in the wrong place.
*flips pages and mutters some kind of spell incantation*
Alrighty tighty now take a good deep breath in, slowly breathe out. You should feel much better now. *snaps book shut*Ok! *stands so still people think I'm a statue*
Hey now I only feel the usual amount of empty inside!Alrighty tighty now take a good deep breath in, slowly breathe out. You should feel much better now. *snaps book shut*
Yeah I can put organs back. Can’t do anything about mental stability. You’re gonna want a psionicist for that.Hey now I only feel the usual amount of empty inside!
Thank you for reminding how shitty my life is...What if I told you that we were actually humans who pretend to be animals and have no lives?
I can’t really resurrect something that isn’t dead but I may either be able to summon them or replacements if you’d like.