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[Joni]

C-4!

 

[TR273]

Explosives are the answer, if explosives aren't the answer you aren't using enough explosives.

 

[Universe]

*keeps running*

 

[_Ivory_]

*keeps running*

If you're running it means you're not stuck anymore

 

[Universe]

(It’s my muzzle that’s stuck)

 

[Universe]

*trips and gets stuck with my butt visible*

 

[TR273]

*trips and gets stuck with my butt visible*

Somebody get the plunger...

 

[Joni]

Dynamite!!!!

*walks in, with a stick of dynamite in my mouth, drops it in front of @Sqizzle and wags tail* ^w^

 

[Universe]

MMMMMMMPH MMMMMPH MMMMMMPH *Sounds panicked*

 

[_Ivory_]

*walks in, with a stick of dynamite in my mouth, drops it in front of @Sqizzle and wags tail* ^w^

*Sprays you* bad dog!! We asked for C4!!!

 

[SoL-JoS]

*walks in, with a stick of dynamite in my mouth, drops it in front of @Sqizzle and wags tail* ^w^

ooooohohohohohohohohoho good puppy

 

[Universe]

*wiggles body*

 

[TR273]

*trips and gets stuck with my butt visible*

Wait! I got an idea...
...someone get me 300 yards of steel cable and a Saturn V Rocket.

 

[Joni]

ooooohohohohohohohohoho good puppy

I'm not a puppy >_>

 

[Universe]

Wait! I got an idea...
...someone get me 300 yards of steel cable and a Saturn V Rocket.

MMMMMMMMMPH *Wiggles body desperately to get free*

 

[_Ivory_]

MMMMMMMMMPH *Wiggles body desperately to get free*

Stay still and we'll help you *pets*

 

[Universe]

*puts my stuck muzzle in your paws*

 

[_Ivory_]

*puts my stuck muzzle in your paws*

*Caresses you*

 

[Universe]

*Pulls my muzzle free of the mug* ahhhh

 

[Universe]

Ow

 

[_Ivory_]

*Pulls my muzzle free of the mug* ahhhh

OwO

 

[Universe]

OwO

Thank you *has red marks on my muzzle*

 

[_Ivory_]

Thank you *has red marks on my muzzle*

*Kisses your face and the wounds heal*

 

[Universe]

*Kisses your face and the wounds heal*

*purrs*

 

[Universe]

I’m guessing I’m stuck again