Toby_Morpheus
Hello, Proto
*dodges deftly**baps with fish*
You will get your turn, don't worry

*dodges deftly**baps with fish*
*pounces quickly on goat thing**runs laser back towards own feet onto chest*
FOLFKat!
>_> That must be painful...*baps with fish*
Fish!*pounces quickly on goat thing*
MINE
*topples goat thing backward*
Hey... the thing is gone
FOLF
*Catches self, holds big cat in a cradle, hands it a cat treat**pounces quickly on goat thing*
MINE
*topples goat thing backward*
Hey... the thing is gone
FOLF
b...but... I was havin' a cuddle*Catches self, holds big cat in a cradle, hands it a cat treat*
Strange thing. Big cats don't go after laser pointers.
*shrugs*
Off you go buddy
*places him down gently*
All you had to do was ask.b...but... I was havin' a cuddle
I want a cuddle now
Gimme a cuddle
Sorry for bopping you
Cuddle
OhohohohohohohoooooooooAll you had to do was ask.
*sits on ground cross-legged, opens arms*
C'mere
*Scratches ears, rubs head ridge*Ohohohohohohohooooooooo
*jumps into goat arms and buries head into chest*
Aww yeah. Dis my shit. *purrs heavily*
Oh gawd I'm in heaven*Scratches ears, rubs head ridge*
^w^
*pets down back*Oh gawd I'm in heaven
*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
literally no one else has done this for me and I need kitty head scritches so bad
Isn't it strange? And I really only get this way when I'm hardly functioning. I'm way too drunk for FA.*pets down back*
You seem friendly enough. Odd nobody else is around to do this.
NoGo ahead hate me because I hate myself
I'd hate you to get in trouble at least partially on my behalf.Isn't it strange? And I really only get this way when I'm hardly functioning. I'm way too drunk for FA.
Also, I'm glad my job doesn't scan for FA. Otherwise, I'd be fired in a heartbeat. I've had to backspace like 9 times to post this.
What? Are you getting too OwO for thier liking?Isn't it strange? And I really only get this way when I'm hardly functioning. I'm way too drunk for FA.
Also, I'm glad my job doesn't scan for FA. Otherwise, I'd be fired in a heartbeat. I've had to backspace like 9 times to post this.
Ya' know, I still don't remember where the likes joke came from.
ohohohohohohoho butt scritchesI'd hate you to get in trouble at least partially on my behalf.
*scratches base of tail*
Well, I should be on a bit more than I have been lately, so if you need a good scratch, I'll be around.
I ONLY GET THIS OWO WHEN I'M DRUNKWhat? Are you getting too OwO for thier liking?
OH GOD IT'S A BOXYa' know, I still don't remember where the likes joke came from.
Still getting OwO though.ohohohohohohoho butt scritches
I ONLY GET THIS OWO WHEN I'M DRUNK
Pretty damn OwO rnStill getting OwO though.
*turns over, rubs chest*Pretty damn OwO rn