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The Matte-Black Cat

Dark/Psychic-Timid Nature-Often lost in thought
I was there, she puked all over the floor :v

ALMOST!
Almost..

..and not on the floor..the table..and in front of my boyfriend..

NOW I'M CURIOUS
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It was my boyfriend's birthday, and we went to Applebee's..He wanted to try something different. So he ordered a ...
Martini..!?
Idk!? Some kinda odd alcoholic drink that we had to mix. As non-drinkers..we didn't know what the f*cool we were doing - and they didn't even ask for our IDs..

(I know my fursona is this big ol' scary wild cat beast, but some people mistake me as a teenager in person..so I was Very surprised about that..)

Anywho, we got the strange drink - and my boyfriend wanted me to try a taste...
...I had ONE sip. ONE. And almost regurgitated that very second..in a public restaurant..in front of everyone..I Almost did..SO glad I didn't..


My body was Burning..

RBF to the max?

Also, yeah - I do it intentionally though.. >:3
 

_Ivory_

Well-Known Member
ALMOST!
Almost..

..and not on the floor..the table..and in front of my boyfriend..



It was my boyfriend's birthday, and we went to Applebee's..He wanted to try something different. So he ordered a ...
Martini..!?
Idk!? Some kinda odd alcoholic drink that we had to mix. As non-drinkers..we didn't know what the f*cool we were doing - and they didn't even ask for our IDs..

(I know my fursona is this big ol' scary wild cat beast, but some people mistake me as a teenager in person..so I was Very surprised about that..)

Anywho, we got the strange drink - and my boyfriend wanted me to try a taste...
...I had ONE sip. ONE. And almost regurgitated that very second..in a public restaurant..in front of everyone..I Almost did..SO glad I didn't..


My body was Burning..



Also, yeah - I do it intentionally though.. >:3
Oh my god XD
 

SoL-JoS

Fasto catto and LPW's #1 ~C U S S~ expert
ALMOST!
Almost..

..and not on the floor..the table..and in front of my boyfriend..



It was my boyfriend's birthday, and we went to Applebee's..He wanted to try something different. So he ordered a ...
Martini..!?
Idk!? Some kinda odd alcoholic drink that we had to mix. As non-drinkers..we didn't know what the f*cool we were doing - and they didn't even ask for our IDs..

(I know my fursona is this big ol' scary wild cat beast, but some people mistake me as a teenager in person..so I was Very surprised about that..)

Anywho, we got the strange drink - and my boyfriend wanted me to try a taste...
...I had ONE sip. ONE. And almost regurgitated that very second..in a public restaurant..in front of everyone..I Almost did..SO glad I didn't..


My body was Burning..



Also, yeah - I do it intentionally though.. >:3
Now I'm super curious as to what you look like irl.
Also, oof.
 

Niedlich the Folf

Cute Folf.
Now you all have me remembering how painfully and recently single I am and how I likely will be for some time. Gah.

I miss cuddles the most, especially during cold mornings :C
It's ok. I am lonely too and feel like a loser cause of it.
 

Yakamaru

Silly McFly
Evening, butts.
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
@The Matte-Black Cat I sympathise with your Martini story. A few years ago I was going to see one of the Bond films when it came out and went for a meal first, the restaurant had a promotion for Bond's signature drink a 'Vodka Martini' I was curious and ordered one...
It was like drinking mouthwash, it was vile! Never again.
 
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The Matte-Black Cat

Dark/Psychic-Timid Nature-Often lost in thought
Now I'm super curious as to what you look like irl.
Also, oof.

forums.furaffinity.net: IRL PHOTOS!

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WARNING - I'm scary. >:3

@The Matte-Black Cat I sympathise with your Martini story. A few years ago I was going to see one of the Bond films when it came out and agent for a meal first, the restaurant had a promotion for Bond's signature drink a 'Vodka Martini' I was curious and ordered one...
It was like drinking mouthwash, it was vile! Never again.

Yeah..idk how people do it tbh! I mean, ain't nothing wrong with it..but still!
I'm sticking to Redbull.. :cool:
 

The Matte-Black Cat

Dark/Psychic-Timid Nature-Often lost in thought
Daddy. Is that our new mom? Why are you flirting with her so much? (Jk)

....
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I already have @Dat Wolf as a son, and now I've got another And a Cheetah husband!? :eek:

.... :D
 

_Ivory_

Well-Known Member

SoL-JoS

Fasto catto and LPW's #1 ~C U S S~ expert

Skittles

Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
Bwarp! I win! BWAHAHAHAHA!
 

SoL-JoS

Fasto catto and LPW's #1 ~C U S S~ expert

The Matte-Black Cat

Dark/Psychic-Timid Nature-Often lost in thought
Okay not being rude but YOU FINE AF

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Lol! Thank you. :3

No I dkndo have a legal age to drink. Stop with this Italian stereotype. I just tasted them.


Omg your irl look suits perfectly your sona!

Thank you! :cool:
 
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