Captain TrashPanda
A broke college racc
Ma'am don't try to blame someone for you being a predator. *Furry SWAT comes in.* My work here is done.Well, heck. I'm being framed for something. It's probably that army-trash raccoon again. Where'd he go?

Ma'am don't try to blame someone for you being a predator. *Furry SWAT comes in.* My work here is done.Well, heck. I'm being framed for something. It's probably that army-trash raccoon again. Where'd he go?
*looks to SoL* Tune in next time for another predator caught.facts
*SWAT escorts you out and tosses me the win.* Won't need that in jail, will ya?I'm going quietly.
However, this won't stop me from getting the win.
Well, heck. I'm being framed for something. It's probably that army-trash raccoon again. Where'd he go?
Because my life has already been ruined and I have no hope for the future. Don't read too far into that.Not judging, just wondering why you drunk a lot XD
thx*looks to SoL* Tune in next time for another predator caught.
I'll give YOU a nut checkThe land of Nut checks and face plants is my guess.
*SWAT escorts you out and tosses me the win.* Won't need that in jail, will ya?
*Goes into deep thought* What if furry SWAT was just SNOUT... that sounds cooler...
What if special ops was called SNOUT... or SNOOT...What if it is special ops which is outright cooler?
Same.Because my life has already been ruined and I have no hope for the future. Don't read too far into that.
Snoot is better then snoutWhat if special ops was called SNOUT... or SNOOT...
Could just walk in and be like "SNOOT is outside to bap your snoot mofo..."
I'll "get back to you" on that.Do I get to make a phone call?
Enh...Snoot is better then snout
*nods to SNOOT* y'all deal with her, off to snag another predatorWhere is my lawyer?!
Please no...I'll hug you, only because I Need to stab you for the resurrection that sky needs to give doodle
*goes in oven**Hides win in the oven*