Arnak
Off the bench
*Sighs* speak prometheus*kicks door in wearing a bandoleer of bananas*
ARNAK!
*points at you in an over-the-top fashion*
Matte, my dear, how are you

*Sighs* speak prometheus*kicks door in wearing a bandoleer of bananas*
ARNAK!
*points at you in an over-the-top fashion*
Matte, my dear, how are you
It's time for war!*Sighs* speak prometheus
Mmm, I don't know how to feel about this, they are my flesh and blood but I can't feed so many gator mouths... Have you told em about me?
*Sighs* speak prometheus
Matte, my dear, how are you
†snaps fingers and my archers perferate the monkeys.*It's time for war!
*raises my arms over my head and a legion of bubble-gum chewing monkeys float through the doorway, all blowing bright pink bubbles*
Thata nice, come, sit beside me.Meh..a little.. They think you're a pretty cool dude.. :3
Doing pretty good, finally off from work.. :3
†snaps fingers and my archers perferate the monkeys.*
Thata nice, come, sit beside me.
*their psychic shield deflects the arrows*†snaps fingers and my archers perferate the monkeys.*
Awww, I'll take care of them, I'll be a good role model and teach them how to get into golf clubs for freeMeh..a little.. They think you're a pretty cool dude.. :
*Sighs* you've forced my hand Prometheus. *Waves hand and sucks out the sounds of your forces**their psychic shield deflects the arrows*
*the monkeys scratch and bite at your forces to no effect. Your throne room begins smelling heavily of cheap bubble gum and monkey poop*
Your kingdom is forfeit! Muahahah!
*poses hilariously*
I don't have a crown.-Sneaks in and steals crown before sneaking off again, leaves a pile of Skittles as a calling card-
Awww, I'll take care of them, I'll be a good role model and teach them how to get into golf clubs for free
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†snaps fingers and my archers perferate the monkeys.*
Thata nice, come, sit beside me.
*all the monkeys are now mute**Sighs* you've forced my hand Prometheus. *Waves hand and sucks out the sounds of your forces*
*Pets you* who would have known that this ancient heart of mine would beat for anotherlol!
*Peacefully walks over to sit* :3
(FUCKING AUTO CORRECT!!!!!!)*all the monkeys are now mute*
Well, that's an interesting spell.
*Pets you* who would have known that this ancient heart of mine would beat for another
(FUCKING AUTO CORRECT!!!!!!)
Souls not sounds.
*the army of muted bubble monkeys continue clawing and biting ineffectively against your force while I sit on the arm of your throne eating a banana*(FUCKING AUTO CORRECT!!!!!!)
Souls not sounds.
I don't have a crown.
*Finally just decides to banish them to Oblivion**the army of muted bubble monkeys continue clawing and biting ineffectively against your force while I sit on the arm of your throne eating a banana*
You want one?
I screwed up once. Once..he he..
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*Fails*![]()
King Neptunes! :OThen whose crown did I steal?! :O
King Neptunes! :O
Twice now, lying is a fuck up...I screwed up once. Once
*the monkeys don't go anywhere despite your attempts**Finally just decides to banish them to Oblivion*
He turned Mr. Krabs into ice cause if it!Oho! I am king of the sea!