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The Matte-Black Cat

Dark/Psychic-Timid Nature-Often lost in thought
Mmm, I don't know how to feel about this, they are my flesh and blood but I can't feed so many gator mouths... Have you told em about me?

Meh..a little.. They think you're a pretty cool dude.. :3

*Sighs* speak prometheus

Matte, my dear, how are you

Doing pretty good, finally off from work.. :3
 

Arnak

Off the bench
It's time for war!
*raises my arms over my head and a legion of bubble-gum chewing monkeys float through the doorway, all blowing bright pink bubbles*
†snaps fingers and my archers perferate the monkeys.*
Meh..a little.. They think you're a pretty cool dude.. :3



Doing pretty good, finally off from work.. :3
Thata nice, come, sit beside me.
 

Skittles

Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
†snaps fingers and my archers perferate the monkeys.*

Thata nice, come, sit beside me.

-Sneaks in and steals crown before sneaking off again, leaves a pile of Skittles as a calling card-
 

Toby_Morpheus

Hello, Proto
†snaps fingers and my archers perferate the monkeys.*
*their psychic shield deflects the arrows*
*the monkeys scratch and bite at your forces to no effect. Your throne room begins smelling heavily of cheap bubble gum and monkey poop*
Your kingdom is forfeit! Muahahah!
*poses hilariously*
 
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CrookedCroc

Guest
Meh..a little.. They think you're a pretty cool dude.. :
Awww, I'll take care of them, I'll be a good role model and teach them how to get into golf clubs for free
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Arnak

Off the bench
*their psychic shield deflects the arrows*
*the monkeys scratch and bite at your forces to no effect. Your throne room begins smelling heavily of cheap bubble gum and monkey poop*
Your kingdom is forfeit! Muahahah!
*poses hilariously*
*Sighs* you've forced my hand Prometheus. *Waves hand and sucks out the sounds of your forces*
 

The Matte-Black Cat

Dark/Psychic-Timid Nature-Often lost in thought

The Matte-Black Cat

Dark/Psychic-Timid Nature-Often lost in thought

Toby_Morpheus

Hello, Proto
(FUCKING AUTO CORRECT!!!!!!)

Souls not sounds.
*the army of muted bubble monkeys continue clawing and biting ineffectively against your force while I sit on the arm of your throne eating a banana*
You want one?
 

Arnak

Off the bench
*the army of muted bubble monkeys continue clawing and biting ineffectively against your force while I sit on the arm of your throne eating a banana*
You want one?
*Finally just decides to banish them to Oblivion*
..he he..:oops:




...*tries not to laugh..*
.....
......*tries not to..*
.....
..
*Fails* :D
I screwed up once. Once
 

Toby_Morpheus

Hello, Proto
*Finally just decides to banish them to Oblivion*
*the monkeys don't go anywhere despite your attempts*
Hey. Mind if I pick your brain a little bit?
*reaches into your head and pulls a familiar spell book out of it*
Thanks, bro.
*Me and my monkeys vanish with a flash of psychedelic effects*
 
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