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[Universe]

I have no idea what you’re talking about plus all I did was trip him.

 

[Monsieur Doveteux]

Universe tripped Niedlich, and it made him suicidal.

 

[Guifrog]

I’m a mile away from you *dodges*

I have superspeed *slaps again*

 

[Universe]

Still I don’t see what the big hooha is about:

 

[Okami_No_Heishi]

Well....he's gotta clean it up.

 

[Universe]

I’m already gone

 

[Okami_No_Heishi]

Still I don’t see what the big hooha is about:

I thought yall was buds!

 

[Monsieur Doveteux]

He harassed him to the point of self-harm!

 

[Universe]

*superspeeds away*

 

[Okami_No_Heishi]

*superspeeds away*

You can only run from your problems for so long, Universe.

 

[Guifrog]

*superspeeds away*

*superspeeds too*
*punches yo face*

 

[Universe]

you have no idea which way I went *dodges*

 

[Universe]

*goes to my secret dragon cave* Ahh peace at last. *presses button that seals the door and arms the whole cave*

 

[Monsieur Doveteux]

*SWAT team arrives at cave* “Get out here, or we’ll enter by force!”

 

[Guifrog]

you have no idea which way I went *dodges*

But I'm following you!
*slows down*
Eh? What's going on?!

Something I should mention about your new super speed capability is that you can only use it for 1.8 seconds but takes 30 minutes to charge up before you can use it again.

...I forgot about that one. Better than nothing anyways. ;p

 

[Monsieur Doveteux]

Don’t worry, the FBI will take care of him.

 

[Universe]

*SWAT team arrives at cave* “Get out here, or we’ll enter by force!”

Nope not coming out *activates steel door*

 

[Universe]

*presses another button that seals off any other entrance.* oooh I’m good.

 

[Monsieur Doveteux]

*Demolitionist sets up thermite around steel door*
“You have ten seconds. Come out peacefully, or we WILL melt your door.”

 

[Universe]

I don’t think so suckers *actvates titanium doors* *then pulls out twin plasma canons*

 

[Monsieur Doveteux]

*thermite melts both doors with relative ease*

 

[Universe]

*the caves security system goes off firing plasma pulses*

 

[Universe]

*then I activate the titanium carbine doors*

 

[Monsieur Doveteux]

Well great, you just vaporized public defenders. I hope you feel good about yourself, now.

 

[Universe]

Can’t hear you