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[Tyno]

What! Please no!
*drops the jar, it breaks on the floor and i run*

You're probably going to make him cry now.

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

You're probably going to make him cry now.

*shoots*

 

[Tyno]

*shoots*

Stop shooting the honey!

 

[Skittles]

*shoots*

-Tackles and hogties-

 

[Toby_Morpheus]

-Tackles and hogties-

I see you got your name change finally
*pats head*

 

[Guifrog]

You speak madshit for a mortal whose about to cross the boundary of life and into death.

Those eyes don't scare me RAWRAWRWAR

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

-Tackles and hogties-

*shoots you while you tackled me*

 

[Skittles]

I see you got your name change finally
*pats head*

Yes!

 

[Skittles]

*shoots you while you tackled me*

-Catches the bullet with his teeth and chews it- I will be taking that. -Confiscates your weapon-

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

-Catches the bullet with his teeth and chews it- I will be taking that. -Confiscates your weapon-

*you die cause it passed through your teeth and went right out the back*

 

[Captain TrashPanda]

-Catches the bullet with his teeth and chews it- I will be taking that. -Confiscates your weapon-

*you die cause it passed through your teeth and went right out the back*

this is call of duty, physics doesnt exist here

 

[Arnak]

-Catches the bullet with his teeth and chews it- I will be taking that. -Confiscates your weapon-

*Watching on a floating slab of rock as I sip wine*

 

[Tyno]

*you die cause it passed through your teeth and went right out the back*

Why did the gun just noclip?

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

this is call of duty, physics doesnt exist here

And catching a speeding bullet that goes 1,700 mph point blank distance is realistic? -_-

 

[Skittles]

This is FaF foo!

I am the rainbow coloured Mr T!!

 

[Arnak]

And catching a speeding bullet that goes 1,700 mph point blank distance is realistic? -_-

*Yells from 10 ft in the air* IM ON A FLOATING ROCK! SPLAIN DAT!

 

[Skittles]

*Yells from 10 ft in the air* IM ON A FLOATING ROCK! SPLAIN DAT!

Science!

 

[Arnak]

Science!

*Yells* SCIENCE CAN KISS MY FLUFFY\SCALY REAR! IM A SORCERER!

 

[Skittles]

*Yells* SCIENCE CAN KISS MY FLUFFY\SCALY REAR! IM A SORCERER!

Fine. A wizard did it... With an anti-gravity propulsion system.

 

[A.random.foxxo]

*floats*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

*floats*

*snootsplants*

 

[Tyno]

*floats*

*floats*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Awoo

 

[Kylan Velpa]

Okay so physics is dead. I'm cool with that.
*turns into a sentient top-of-the range toaster with 16 slots for bread*

 

[A.random.foxxo]

*shoots self on accident*
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