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The Life and Times of Drift and Lynx
This is the story of a relationship. Of Drift and Lynx. They met Under very romantic circumstances they where listening to their favorite rap song Gucci Group by Lily Pump. As they were Listening music on a bench they were originally listening to separate songs Lynx was listening to Happier by S’more and Drift was listening to Gucci Group. But then something crazy happened Drift and Lynx turned and looked at each other. The moment Drift and Lynx locked eyes they knew they were meant for each other. “H-hey” Drift said Shyley “want to try listening to my music?”
“Sure!” Lynx said. And so they shared earbuds and Together They Listened to Gucci Group “Oh hey I’ve heard this before” said Lynx “This is my favorite song” Soon they realised they not only liked the same music but also the same video games and movies too together they played their favorite games Robrix and Craftmine. And they they watched The Best Movie of all time Curious Georgia. Drift liked Kitsunes and Lynx liked cats which means they both liked animals. Soon they realised they liked all the same things and became BF and GF.
They loved each other and were happy for a while and were about to get engaged when suddenly their relationship escalated. And it eventually turned into an abusive relationship Lynx was about to go out and get some Arrghbees when Drift yodeled at her about it “You think Ur going out of the house dressed like that?!?!?!?!
YOU LOOK CHUCKPITCHSNAPPINGLY HIDEOUS!!!! Get out of that ketchupingly ugly looking kitty outfit! It smells Like Mayonnaise and Hot Dog Water!!!

” and so Lynx changes her outfit. “Good,” Drift says “be back in 5.14567890985213457898642234567890098765422 seconds OR ELSE!!!”
And so Lynx goes out and spends time at Arrghbees after she was done she decided to forget about Drifts warning to be back before the deadline and to go hang out with some friends and so she did
But when she got back Drift started skating at her “Your late where were you?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!”
“Well,” shouted Lynx “if you must know I was chillin’ witma homedawgs”
“Excuse me you crazy woman,” shouted Drift “but THERE WILL BE NO CHILLING WITH HOMIES IN THIS RELATIONSHIP” Drift raised a hand about to hit her but he hesitated and decided against it
“Excuse me but if this how it is then we don’t have to be together I for one am not going to be in a relationship with someone who is going to be like this so if you do plan on us getting married then I suggest you stop being so controlling!” Drift couldn’t help it anymore he rose a hand and slapped Lynx
“You wanna see controlling give me the key to this flabbergasting house RIGHT NOW and you AREN'T getting it back”
“No,” said Lynx “You aren't getting it back” she leaves the house slamming the door behind her
Lynx decided she needed a break so she went back to hang out with her friends again she told them the whole story “and he started yelling at me again it’s all my fault I should never have chilled with you homies”
“Oh you little vegan” said one of her friends “It’s not your fault it’s his”
And they all chatted happily trying to cheer Lynx up
Meanwhile
“That woman's gonna pay!!!” shouted Drift as he got in his colossal flight attack helicopter ready to hunt her down
After Lynx had a chat with her friends it helped her realise that none of it was her fault she was just stuck in an abusive relationship and needed to get out. She knew what she had to do now she had to break up with Drift. She drove all the way back home and prepared to announce the news to Drift but she couldn’t find him anywhere until she checked the garage. “Oh you,” she sighed “what is it with you and heavily weaponized conveyance mechanisms? Oh you silly I mean this is no big deal but, you’re gonna cause the apocalypse one of these days and everybody will die and the world will end left with nothing but a wrecked dystopia all because of you, you little goof, get out of the helicopter.”
“No,” he said “I’m gonna destroy you”
“No please SPARE MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Oh, ok”
“Now.” began Lynx “I have some bad news but first take this” she said handing him a fidget spinner
“It’s so… mesmerising…” cried Drift
“I’m breaking up with you” Lynx explained
“Oh, ok” said Drift he didn’t mind really he didn’t care much about anything at that moment because the fidget spinner was so mesmerising
“I’m a genius” Lynx thought to herself as she walked away
It took a while to recover from all that stress and in time she realised she couldn’t do it alone all she needed was a talk with her friends and in the long run her psychiatrist too sooner or later in the end all those good words helped
Alternate Story Where They are in a healthy relationship:
Meanwhile in a parallel universe So Same stuff happens as before blah blah blah Drift and Lynx meet each other and like the same music and fall in love
And then they ended up being in a good relationship with each other
Eventually she ended up finding a new person who helped them realize that good relationships exist
Muhammad The Random Dude
That’s his real name
It says it on his birth certificate
For short they call him Muhammad TRD. (Pronounced Terd)
So Lynx and Muhammad where talking to each other about why her relationship is good they realised all the biggest reasons why.
Drift is into Lynx for who she is and shows mutual respect for her. He shows a lot of trust and almost never jumps to conclusions when he sees her with another guy. They show a lot of support for each other through the good times and the bad. They always make sure there’s fairness in what they both do and they are never afraid to share they feelings with one another. And most importantly of all… They Love Each Other.
The End