A.random.foxxo
cat wolf
*flops and purrs loudly**rubs belly*

*flops and purrs loudly**rubs belly*
*keeps rubbing your belly**flops and purrs loudly*
A corny cracker hacker sacker flacking flagrant tobacco sparklers speculating spelunking into the corn thatJimmy shimmied while cracking wise and cornyJimmy crack corn and I don't care.
*closes eyes and bleps, still purring loudly**keeps rubbing your belly*
*is licked*-Licks the win-
*is licked*
Why?I just burped a whole bunch.
Hey!-Stares- Wut! When did this happen?! Meh. Details. -Hogties the win and carries it home-
I was just drinking soda but I kept on burping a whole lot.Why?
The soda was trying to escapeI was just drinking soda but I kept on burping a whole lot.
Hey!
Put me down!
*squirms a lot*
The soda was trying to escape
*falls and drowns in the caramel*Nope! -Dumps into a pit filled with caramel and skittles-
<_<
*falls and drowns in the caramel*
<_<
*falls and drowns in the caramel*
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Oh now you're going to eat me now :V*bites*
Nah, just a slow painful death for you. :VOh now you're going to eat me now :V
*Bites back*Nah, just a slow painful death for you. :V
*bites juggular**Bites back*
>:V