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All hail the almighty coffee bean! *Bows*
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Oh Lord, I thank thee for graciously diffusing thy leaves throughout our full cups down the generations.
Hear my praise as I sip from the mug of mighty warmth, and help me overcome those who would fill it with ground beans. Through thy graciousness comes this milk, this bag, this water, this mug.
Hear my praise as I sip from this holy ceramic vessel, and hear also my prayer that there will be more tea to come.
Thanks be to Typhoo. Amen.
Tazmo
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Morning!
Nice.
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Morning
Water Draco
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Typhoo! PG Tips! Yuck
If your going to drink tea at least drink a nice one.
If your going to drink tea at least drink a nice one.
Tazmo
Trash connoisseur
Embarrassed as I really dont know what good tea is. We mostly make sweat tea here in the south
Water Draco
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Often places where I work don't have milk or sugar to go with the tea or coffee so having something that tastes good from the outset is important.
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This, exactly this! Proof there are no tea aficionados amongst us.
Hey I have a really nice tin of chai bags too! And quite a few pukka herbals. And some earl grey. And some really nice Jasmine loose leaf.
I use the chavvy stuff for day-to-day life to wake me up in the mornings.
Besides I'm 16. I use whatever's in the cupboard (except for the Jasmine which I bought myself)
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16 definitive reasons coffee is WAY better than tea
Don't hate the player, hate tea.
1. YOU CAN MAKE ART OUT OF COFFEE.
Not sure there's much art that can be made out of lobbing a teabag into hot water.
2. COFFEE ACTUALLY TASTES OF SOMETHING
Rather than leafy watery nothingness.
3. IT GIVES YOU ENERGY
Perfect for making you feel human when you've been up all night. Hating on tea.
4. IT TEACHES YOU A BIT ABOUT MODERATION.
If you had as many cups of coffee in a day as people have tea, you'd be like:
5. SO YOU REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR COUPLE OF COFFEE BREAKS A DAY
Coffee is a lovely treat. Not an unhealthy dependancy.
6. YOU DON'T NEED TO PEE EVERY FIVE MINUTES LIKE TEA-FIENDS
Which frees up extra time. To think about how awesome coffee is. (Or just live your daily life. Whatever works.)
7. COFFEE MAKES A FABULOUSLY CHIC PROP FOR #OOTD SNAPS.
8. 'GOING FOR COFFEE' WITH PEOPLE IS AN IMPORTANT MILESTONE IN ADULT LIFE.
Going for coffee is code for 'I am a proper adult now'.
9. YOU CAN ADD BAILEYS TO COFFEE.
10. COFFEE PACKAGING IS ALWAYS TOTES EXOTIC.
Tea? Not so much. Just saying.
11. THE SMELL OF COFFEE MAKES YOU FEEL HAPPIER
It's been scientifically proven and everything. But us coffee lovers already knew that, amirite?
12. THE MENU OPTIONS ARE QUITE LITERALLY ENDLESS.
How can one drink come in so many different formats?! It's amazing.
13. IT'S FUN TO SAY COFFEE IN A REALLY OTT AMERICAN ACCENT. CAWFEE.
Tea is just 'tea'. SNOOZE.
14. ICED COFFEE IS THE PERFECT SUMMERTIME TREAT
Frappuccinos are a taste sensation.
15. COFFEE HAS LOADS OF COOL GADGETS.
Tea lovers have quirky tea infusers (fair play, they are awesome.) But we have stuff like THIS:
NESCAFE
16. ALL THE COOL KIDS DRINK COFFEE.
Sexy Parisians. Hot rock stars. Amelie. Who drinks TEA? Nans and stuff.
I REST MY CASE.
Don't hate the player, hate tea.
1. YOU CAN MAKE ART OUT OF COFFEE.
Not sure there's much art that can be made out of lobbing a teabag into hot water.
2. COFFEE ACTUALLY TASTES OF SOMETHING
Rather than leafy watery nothingness.
3. IT GIVES YOU ENERGY
Perfect for making you feel human when you've been up all night. Hating on tea.
4. IT TEACHES YOU A BIT ABOUT MODERATION.
If you had as many cups of coffee in a day as people have tea, you'd be like:
5. SO YOU REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR COUPLE OF COFFEE BREAKS A DAY
Coffee is a lovely treat. Not an unhealthy dependancy.
6. YOU DON'T NEED TO PEE EVERY FIVE MINUTES LIKE TEA-FIENDS
Which frees up extra time. To think about how awesome coffee is. (Or just live your daily life. Whatever works.)
7. COFFEE MAKES A FABULOUSLY CHIC PROP FOR #OOTD SNAPS.
8. 'GOING FOR COFFEE' WITH PEOPLE IS AN IMPORTANT MILESTONE IN ADULT LIFE.
Going for coffee is code for 'I am a proper adult now'.
9. YOU CAN ADD BAILEYS TO COFFEE.
10. COFFEE PACKAGING IS ALWAYS TOTES EXOTIC.
Tea? Not so much. Just saying.
11. THE SMELL OF COFFEE MAKES YOU FEEL HAPPIER
It's been scientifically proven and everything. But us coffee lovers already knew that, amirite?
12. THE MENU OPTIONS ARE QUITE LITERALLY ENDLESS.
How can one drink come in so many different formats?! It's amazing.
13. IT'S FUN TO SAY COFFEE IN A REALLY OTT AMERICAN ACCENT. CAWFEE.
Tea is just 'tea'. SNOOZE.
14. ICED COFFEE IS THE PERFECT SUMMERTIME TREAT
Frappuccinos are a taste sensation.
15. COFFEE HAS LOADS OF COOL GADGETS.
Tea lovers have quirky tea infusers (fair play, they are awesome.) But we have stuff like THIS:
NESCAFE
16. ALL THE COOL KIDS DRINK COFFEE.
Sexy Parisians. Hot rock stars. Amelie. Who drinks TEA? Nans and stuff.
I REST MY CASE.
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#preachit
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Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
16 definitive reasons coffee is WAY better than tea
Don't hate the player, hate tea.
1. YOU CAN MAKE ART OUT OF COFFEE.
Not sure there's much art that can be made out of lobbing a teabag into hot water.
2. COFFEE ACTUALLY TASTES OF SOMETHING
Rather than leafy watery nothingness.
3. IT GIVES YOU ENERGY
Perfect for making you feel human when you've been up all night. Hating on tea.
4. IT TEACHES YOU A BIT ABOUT MODERATION.
If you had as many cups of coffee in a day as people have tea, you'd be like:
5. SO YOU REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR COUPLE OF COFFEE BREAKS A DAY
Coffee is a lovely treat. Not an unhealthy dependancy.
6. YOU DON'T NEED TO PEE EVERY FIVE MINUTES LIKE TEA-FIENDS
Which frees up extra time. To think about how awesome coffee is. (Or just live your daily life. Whatever works.)
7. COFFEE MAKES A FABULOUSLY CHIC PROP FOR #OOTD SNAPS.
8. 'GOING FOR COFFEE' WITH PEOPLE IS AN IMPORTANT MILESTONE IN ADULT LIFE.
Going for coffee is code for 'I am a proper adult now'.
9. YOU CAN ADD BAILEYS TO COFFEE.
10. COFFEE PACKAGING IS ALWAYS TOTES EXOTIC.
Tea? Not so much. Just saying.
11. THE SMELL OF COFFEE MAKES YOU FEEL HAPPIER
It's been scientifically proven and everything. But us coffee lovers already knew that, amirite?
12. THE MENU OPTIONS ARE QUITE LITERALLY ENDLESS.
How can one drink come in so many different formats?! It's amazing.
13. IT'S FUN TO SAY COFFEE IN A REALLY OTT AMERICAN ACCENT. CAWFEE.
Tea is just 'tea'. SNOOZE.
14. ICED COFFEE IS THE PERFECT SUMMERTIME TREAT
Frappuccinos are a taste sensation.
15. COFFEE HAS LOADS OF COOL GADGETS.
Tea lovers have quirky tea infusers (fair play, they are awesome.) But we have stuff like THIS:
NESCAFE
16. ALL THE COOL KIDS DRINK COFFEE.
Sexy Parisians. Hot rock stars. Amelie. Who drinks TEA? Nans and stuff.
I REST MY CASE.
No.
Rystren
Call me FLUuFFFFEH || The Original Floater
As is LAW!
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Rystren
Call me FLUuFFFFEH || The Original Floater
what's that? I can't heard you over your coffee machine. it's just too damn loud16 definitive reasons coffee is WAY better than tea
Don't hate the player, hate tea.
1. YOU CAN MAKE ART OUT OF COFFEE.
Not sure there's much art that can be made out of lobbing a teabag into hot water.
2. COFFEE ACTUALLY TASTES OF SOMETHING
Rather than leafy watery nothingness.
3. IT GIVES YOU ENERGY
Perfect for making you feel human when you've been up all night. Hating on tea.
4. IT TEACHES YOU A BIT ABOUT MODERATION.
If you had as many cups of coffee in a day as people have tea, you'd be like:
5. SO YOU REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR COUPLE OF COFFEE BREAKS A DAY
Coffee is a lovely treat. Not an unhealthy dependancy.
6. YOU DON'T NEED TO PEE EVERY FIVE MINUTES LIKE TEA-FIENDS
Which frees up extra time. To think about how awesome coffee is. (Or just live your daily life. Whatever works.)
7. COFFEE MAKES A FABULOUSLY CHIC PROP FOR #OOTD SNAPS.
8. 'GOING FOR COFFEE' WITH PEOPLE IS AN IMPORTANT MILESTONE IN ADULT LIFE.
Going for coffee is code for 'I am a proper adult now'.
9. YOU CAN ADD BAILEYS TO COFFEE.
10. COFFEE PACKAGING IS ALWAYS TOTES EXOTIC.
Tea? Not so much. Just saying.
11. THE SMELL OF COFFEE MAKES YOU FEEL HAPPIER
It's been scientifically proven and everything. But us coffee lovers already knew that, amirite?
12. THE MENU OPTIONS ARE QUITE LITERALLY ENDLESS.
How can one drink come in so many different formats?! It's amazing.
13. IT'S FUN TO SAY COFFEE IN A REALLY OTT AMERICAN ACCENT. CAWFEE.
Tea is just 'tea'. SNOOZE.
14. ICED COFFEE IS THE PERFECT SUMMERTIME TREAT
Frappuccinos are a taste sensation.
15. COFFEE HAS LOADS OF COOL GADGETS.
Tea lovers have quirky tea infusers (fair play, they are awesome.) But we have stuff like THIS:
NESCAFE
16. ALL THE COOL KIDS DRINK COFFEE.
Sexy Parisians. Hot rock stars. Amelie. Who drinks TEA? Nans and stuff.
I REST MY CASE.
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Infrarednexus
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Coffee is superior
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24 struggles you'll only understand if you don't like tea.
HOW did watery leaf sludge become a national treasure?!
1. Making a cuppa for your boss is a struggle. You have literally no idea what quantities to use.
2. You feel like you're not part of the club. The club involving all Brits ever except YOU.
3. When you tell someone you don't drink tea and they look at you as if you've murdered their lovely little pet.
4. You offend people when you try and defend yourself. "IT TASTES LIKE LEAVES, FFS."
5. You get fewer breaks at work because you're not constantly nipping off to the kitchen.
6. You're genuinely perplexed that watery, milky leaf gunk has become a national treasure.
7. You feel cruelly excluded from the tea gadget world
(buy one here you lucky tea drinking people)
8. But you live vicariously through your mates and buy them lots of tea-themed paraphernalia
9. You ponder what it must feel like to be "gasping" for a tea.
10. What's actually with that? Is tea a drug or something? You can't see how YOU come off as the bad guy, here.
11. Some tea actually looks really lovely but you know you'll hate the taste.
12. You feel like the queen would think less of you.
13. And Benedict Cumberbatch definitely wouldn't touch you with a barge pole.
14. The burn of someone's judgemental gaze when you say "Have you got any squash instead?"
15. When people say "But you haven't tried MY tea" like they can change you, but it still tastes hideous. Then they get offended and it's a big mess of tea-based emotion.
16. Your winters just feel less cosy somehow
17. Every day during the work tea round, someone asks if you want a cup of tea and you're like "FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME."
18. Being invited for afternoon tea is awkward. But you fill the tea void with copious amounts of tiny sandwiches.
19. You'll never experience that post-tea ecstatic glow people get. After coffee you're like:
20. You curse your mum for not putting tea in your milk bottle as a kid.
21. When you go to a hotel, you can't steal the teabags. (Nescafé sachets all day long, though)
22. Fruit tea messes with your heart. Smells SO good - tastes of LEAFY WATER. Ugh.
23. Your lack of tea addiction means you feel constantly less hydrated than most people.
24. Overall, you feel like you've failed your nan a bit.
BUT at least you don't have to pee every five minutes. AND you're basically saving the planet from not using up all that water every day, so, all things said, YOU WIN.
HOW did watery leaf sludge become a national treasure?!
1. Making a cuppa for your boss is a struggle. You have literally no idea what quantities to use.
2. You feel like you're not part of the club. The club involving all Brits ever except YOU.
3. When you tell someone you don't drink tea and they look at you as if you've murdered their lovely little pet.
4. You offend people when you try and defend yourself. "IT TASTES LIKE LEAVES, FFS."
5. You get fewer breaks at work because you're not constantly nipping off to the kitchen.
6. You're genuinely perplexed that watery, milky leaf gunk has become a national treasure.
7. You feel cruelly excluded from the tea gadget world
(buy one here you lucky tea drinking people)
8. But you live vicariously through your mates and buy them lots of tea-themed paraphernalia
9. You ponder what it must feel like to be "gasping" for a tea.
10. What's actually with that? Is tea a drug or something? You can't see how YOU come off as the bad guy, here.
11. Some tea actually looks really lovely but you know you'll hate the taste.
12. You feel like the queen would think less of you.
13. And Benedict Cumberbatch definitely wouldn't touch you with a barge pole.
14. The burn of someone's judgemental gaze when you say "Have you got any squash instead?"
15. When people say "But you haven't tried MY tea" like they can change you, but it still tastes hideous. Then they get offended and it's a big mess of tea-based emotion.
16. Your winters just feel less cosy somehow
17. Every day during the work tea round, someone asks if you want a cup of tea and you're like "FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME."
18. Being invited for afternoon tea is awkward. But you fill the tea void with copious amounts of tiny sandwiches.
19. You'll never experience that post-tea ecstatic glow people get. After coffee you're like:
20. You curse your mum for not putting tea in your milk bottle as a kid.
21. When you go to a hotel, you can't steal the teabags. (Nescafé sachets all day long, though)
22. Fruit tea messes with your heart. Smells SO good - tastes of LEAFY WATER. Ugh.
23. Your lack of tea addiction means you feel constantly less hydrated than most people.
24. Overall, you feel like you've failed your nan a bit.
BUT at least you don't have to pee every five minutes. AND you're basically saving the planet from not using up all that water every day, so, all things said, YOU WIN.
