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Minerva_Minx

Explosion loving skooma cat
Y'all hot. I mean sexy hot. Niedlich just needs a couple more years, but no, he'll be fine.

Y'all are bitter. Not like angry bitter. Like green tea bitter.

And nowhere near my lap, so no chance of unwanted pregnancy.

So, yeah, awesome!
 

Skittles

Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
I'll just take this win and give it tea. It runs on the stuff. Especially sweet tea.
 

Tazmo

Trash connoisseur
Y'all hot. I mean sexy hot. Niedlich just needs a couple more years, but no, he'll be ghey

And nowhere near my lap, so no chance of unwanted pregnancy.

So, yeah, awesome!
 

Arnak

Off the bench
Y'all hot. I mean sexy hot. Niedlich just needs a couple more years, but no, he'll be fine.

Y'all are bitter. Not like angry bitter. Like green tea bitter.

And nowhere near my lap, so no chance of unwanted pregnancy.

So, yeah, awesome!
I'd try to be cute but matte has a thing for this character and would probably get mad
 

Minerva_Minx

Explosion loving skooma cat
Matte' s a softy. I would snuggle her and rub behind the ears and do tummy rubs until she probably ate me.

She's a lucky woman
 

Tazmo

Trash connoisseur
Win
 
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Deleted member 82554

Guest
Right, so there I was speeding down the highway when a pig flashed his lights at me coming the other direction and I was like oh hell naw! So I made like the fast and the furious and got the fuck outta there.
 

Arnak

Off the bench
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Deleted member 82554

Guest
Do you ever try to find the perfect public toilet when you have to drop a load but to no avail, there isn't one, then when you do come across one you're like thank you Jesus, thank you God?

Well, I found one and was farting up a storm when there was someone in the stall next to me laughing his ass off. I replied, "feel the burn", "this is my life bro, shit, everything is shit".

Glad I could make their day and gotta say, I feel 5 pounds lighter. Phew!
 
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