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[Arnak]

Oh dear..

It's my device I swear...

That actually hurt

 

[Arnak]

I like my coffee like my friends

Hot, bitter, and preferably no where near my lap

I'm unsure how to feel

 

[Tayoria]

*boops all the snoots and wins the day*

 

[Tazmo]

*nosebleeds*

 

[Arnak]

*boops all the snoots and wins the day*

*Eats your hand*

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

*awoos*

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Y'all hot. I mean sexy hot. Niedlich just needs a couple more years, but no, he'll be fine.

Y'all are bitter. Not like angry bitter. Like green tea bitter.

And nowhere near my lap, so no chance of unwanted pregnancy.

So, yeah, awesome!

 

[Skittles]

*boops all the snoots and wins the day*

-Returns boop and follows up with a glomp-

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Y'all hot. I mean sexy hot. Niedlich just needs a couple more years, but no, he'll be fine.

Y'all are bitter. Not like angry bitter. Like green tea bitter.

And nowhere near my lap, so no chance of unwanted pregnancy.

So, yeah, awesome!

>_>

 

[Skittles]

I'll just take this win and give it tea. It runs on the stuff. Especially sweet tea.

 

[Tazmo]

Y'all hot. I mean sexy hot. Niedlich just needs a couple more years, but no, he'll be ghey

And nowhere near my lap, so no chance of unwanted pregnancy.

So, yeah, awesome!

 

[Arnak]

Y'all hot. I mean sexy hot. Niedlich just needs a couple more years, but no, he'll be fine.

Y'all are bitter. Not like angry bitter. Like green tea bitter.

And nowhere near my lap, so no chance of unwanted pregnancy.

So, yeah, awesome!

I'd try to be cute but matte has a thing for this character and would probably get mad

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

<_>

 

[Minerva_Minx]

Matte' s a softy. I would snuggle her and rub behind the ears and do tummy rubs until she probably ate me.

She's a lucky woman

 

[Arnak]

Matte' s a softy. I would snuggle her and rub behind the ears and do tummy rubs until she probably ate me.

She's a lucky woman

She already has a man

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Matte' s a softy. I would snuggle her and rub behind the ears and do tummy rubs until she probably ate me.

She's a lucky woman

<_<

 

[Tazmo]

Win

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Awoo

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Right, so there I was speeding down the highway when a pig flashed his lights at me coming the other direction and I was like oh hell naw! So I made like the fast and the furious and got the fuck outta there.

 

[Deleted member 82554]

I would call that a win.

 

[Arnak]

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

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Too bad I'm the joker card.

 

[Ravofox]

Too bad I'm the joker card.

I have no card...I'm invisible....ooooo

 

[Ravofox]

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That looks really awesome btw!

 

[Deleted member 82554]

Do you ever try to find the perfect public toilet when you have to drop a load but to no avail, there isn't one, then when you do come across one you're like thank you Jesus, thank you God?

Well, I found one and was farting up a storm when there was someone in the stall next to me laughing his ass off. I replied, "feel the burn", "this is my life bro, shit, everything is shit".

Glad I could make their day and gotta say, I feel 5 pounds lighter. Phew!