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Skittles

Skittles

Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
@Serin the Cookie addicted fox! =D Maybe we should send you Danish Butter Cookies -Strokes beard thoughtfully-
 
Minerva_Minx

Minerva_Minx

Explosion loving skooma cat
Im munching on cookies as i take landscape pictures at 80mph because my wife wont let me out of the car because were running ghost towns and finding sketchy stuff. Lol. So if quite, im killing my phone and tablet.
 
Minerva_Minx

Minerva_Minx

Explosion loving skooma cat
Serin said:
Two, actually. Lol

I live in a ghost town. :p
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We went to Tolar, New Mexico. Someone put up a population marker of 125 ghosts and they arent aure which one made and put up the sign
 
Sam Wamm

Sam Wamm

I'm a goat plushie
Minerva_Minx said:
Dont worry. I am a terrible pickup person and would never hit on someone else’s girl.
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my boyfriend Max read that line, looked at me and laughed.
i am a terrible person, yes.
 
Minerva_Minx

Minerva_Minx

Explosion loving skooma cat
Sam A Wamm said:
my boyfriend Max read that line, looked at me and laughed.
i am a terrible person, yes.
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Ok, hows this.

My best line, according to lynn is that she asked if i would ever cheat on her. I told her no and apologized. When she picked up on that, i told her i regretted to inform her she was partially blind amd actually married a fairly ugly woman no one else could stand the sight of with a personality to match. She was stuck with me.

When she said i was barren so no chance of getting caught by pregnancy, i told her guys couldnt fix me with a paper bag amd for some reason preferred plastic around me anyway. And besides, the Energizer bunny was both cuter and nonjudgemental while lasting far longer.

I found out she liked punching me than.
 
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Serin

No longer active.
Minerva_Minx said:
Ok, hows this.

My best line, according to lynn is that she asked if i would ever cheat on her. I told her no and apologized. When she picked up on that, i told her i regretted to inform her she was partially blind amd actually married a fairly ugly woman no one else could stand the sight of with a personality to match. She was stuck with me.

When she said i was barren so no chance of getting caught by pregnancy, i told her guys couldnt fix me with a paper bag amd for some reason preferred plastic around me anyway. And besides, the Energizer bunny was both cuter and nonjudgemental while lasting far longer.

I found out she liked punching me than.
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No words, only laughter.
 
Water Draco

Water Draco

Well-Known Member
Minerva_Minx said:
Ok, hows this.

My best line, according to lynn is that she asked if i would ever cheat on her. I told her no and apologized. When she picked up on that, i told her i regretted to inform her she was partially blind amd actually married a fairly ugly woman no one else could stand the sight of with a personality to match. She was stuck with me.

When she said i was barren so no chance of getting caught by pregnancy, i told her guys couldnt fix me with a paper bag amd for some reason preferred plastic around me anyway. And besides, the Energizer bunny was both cuter and nonjudgemental while lasting far longer.

I found out she liked punching me than.
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