Keefur
aka Cutter Cat
That's MY job!Don't make me pull out the short puns!

That's MY job!Don't make me pull out the short puns!
*hands you some tide pods*.......
That is IT
I'M HAVING TIDE-POD MEAT FOR DINNER
....
You better not...
*pukes up some tidepods*No, I meant YOU...![]()
I’d have to agree with you on that one I’m 5’10” and the furcons I was at, I was one of the shortest people there. Yes I know the suits add height but even most of the non-suiters were wandering around at the 6’2” altitude (still at least I didn’t have to duck to go through any doorwaysAwww..lol :3
*Squishes*
..irl though, I'm 5'4"..feel like I'd get dwarfed in a fur con..
I just press CTRL to get through doorways :VI’d have to agree with you on that one I’m 5’10” and the furcons I was at, I was one of the shortest people there. Yes I know the suits add height but even most of the non-suiters were wandering around at the 6’2” altitude (still at least I didn’t have to duck to go through any doorways).
Well, you have the attention of all the canines in here now. lol
I have tons of Furry jokes.
A frog fan of Bob Marley doesn't say "ribbit", they say "reggae"A lot of my jokes are R rated though...
Here's a safe one.
Q: What's the difference between a mail box and a Sabertooth?
A: If you still have your arm after you stuff the mail in... it was a mail box.
What they're nice and warm :3...
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I don't really have any "short Furry" jokes. I'll have to work on that.Oh...I was meaning short jokes about me.. :3
I thought they said "Ribbet, mon ... no problems"A frog fan of Bob Marley doesn't say "ribbit", they say "reggae"![]()
nice shiny armorHello
These jokes are kinda giving me music ideas and now I can't believe I haven't thought of it before!..I thought they said "Ribbet, mon ... no problems"
I’m an Androidnice shiny armor
Can you breathe fire with the mask on?I’m an Android
Oh?I’m an Android