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[SoL-JoS]

*suddenly appears*
*is extremely drunk*
*doesn't even give a cuss*

 

[Tazmo]

*suddenly appears*
*is extremely drunk*
*doesn't even give a cuss*

OwO a drunk Cheetah

 

[A.random.foxxo]

*dies*

oh no ;w;

 

[Korina]

*suddenly appears*
*is extremely drunk*
*doesn't even give a cuss*

Hey, just avoid ducks, and we'll be good, ok?
It's an inside joke with my friends from One Night Ultimate Werewolf, where one of my friends was the Drunk role, and said they found a duck statue, and started fucking it. Me and my other friends, being the immature idiots we are, kept the joke going.

 

[Korina]

Did anyone also click on the link I posted to my favorite music video? Just asking for a friend.

 

[Tyno]

*suddenly appears*
*is extremely drunk*
*doesn't even give a cuss*

oooooooo drunk
*nyoom*
S P E E D

 

[Korina]

oooooooo drunk
*nyoom*
S P E E D

*grabs spray bottle*
NO BAD

 

[A.random.foxxo]

Did anyone also click on the link I posted to my favorite music video? Just asking for a friend.

have not, flip phones suck and wont let me

 

[Korina]

have not, flip phones suck

Rip, I just wanna state now that I have no sense of humor, and I still find the link funny.
It's totally not a rickroll. Totally not.

 

[A.random.foxxo]

Rip, I just wanna state now that I have no sense of humor, and I still find the link funny.
It's totally not a rickroll. Totally not.

<w<
*glomps*

 

[Draakc from State Farm]

im not cute >~<

Yes you are!
*Pets*
Yes you AAAARRE!

 

[Tyno]

*grabs spray bottle*
NO BAD

Spray me! I will only get more stronk!

 

[Korina]

<w<
*glomps*

I would put dies again, but that's unoriginal and not creative, so instead:
*glomps back*

 

[A.random.foxxo]

Yes you are!
*Pets*
Yes you AAAARRE!

nu! >///////<

 

[Korina]

Spray me! I will only get more stronk!

Y'see, you're overlooking a fundamental problem with that statement:
What if I just throw the bottle at you instead, but want you to think I'm gonna spray you?

 

[Tazmo]

Y'see, I’m bad at titles

 

[SoL-JoS]

OwO a drunk Cheetah

ya damn right

oooooooo drunk
*nyoom*
S P E E D

*nyooms*
*accidentally crashes into a wall*
*still holds a half-empty bottle*
YOU'LL NEVER *hic* TAKE ME *hic* ALIVE
I AM THE LAW!
*stumbles gracelessly and shows off badge*

 

[Tyno]

Y'see, you're overlooking a fundamental problem with that statement:
What if I just throw the bottle at you instead, but want you to think I'm gonna spray you?

Ima spray maself ;w;

 

[A.random.foxxo]

Im just a shy blushy kitsune, not cute >///<

 

[Korina]

See, you gotta play a game of 4D chess when you're dealing with me.
You can never tell if I'm actually gonna do the intended thing with the object, or just do something else because I can.

 

[Korina]

Ima spray maself ;w;

See, now this is overlooking another fundamental problem:
What if I don't put water into the bottle, so I just throw an empty spray bottle at you? XD

 

[Tyno]

ya damn right

*nyooms*
*accidentally crashes into a wall*
*still holds a half-empty bottle*
YOU'LL NEVER *hic* TAKE ME *hic* ALIVE
I AM THE LAW!
*stumbles gracelessly and shows off badge*

Fool I am a cop!
*shows off sticker badge*

 

[Tyno]

See, now this is overlooking another fundamental problem:
What if I don't put water into the bottle, so I just throw an empty spray bottle at you? XD

I SAID ILL SPRAY MYSELF >:V
(I like the way you think XD)

 

[Korina]

Fool I am a cop!
*shows off sticker badge*

Hey, I'm the mayor here. You sir are actually not a cop, unless you were just hired, and I missed your name.
If that's the case, carry on.

 

[Korina]

I SAID ILL SPRAY MYSELF >:V

THE BOTTLE IS EMPTY, DO IT I DARE YOU

*THROWS EMPTY BOTTLE*