A.random.foxxo
cat wolf
w-wha? >////<
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Korina
Busy Writing... Probably... Or Procrastinating.
Hey, Bard is a really close second for me, but my personal music is the screams of people as they get stabbed in the back.
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geez what did your party do?
A.random.foxxo
cat wolf
i used to play dnd, but i play magic the gathering instead now
Máni
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Did you just slap a fucking pupper ;-;
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I ROLLED A 1
A.random.foxxo
cat wolf
he did ;-;
Máni
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UN UNO
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;w;
Bink
FLOOFY!
Niedlich the Folf
Cute Folf.
Awoo
A.random.foxxo
cat wolf
*rolls to seduce the dragon, rolls a 1 and dies instead*
Toby_Morpheus
Hello, Proto
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Who wants to play some
Toby_Morpheus
Hello, Proto
*points finger theatrically*
Spec into a mulligan skill. Magic users can get at least one
A.random.foxxo
cat wolf
im not cute <-<
A Minty cheetah
~C H E E~
True story!
Korina
Busy Writing... Probably... Or Procrastinating.
I guess I should explain the orphan story as well, which is one of my favorite DnD stories of all time.
So, I was playing a literalist, multi-class rogue-bard, and we had just gotten off the trail after about a solid month of travelling, and everyone was kinda tense after it. My character made a joke about killing the next person they came across and robbing them, and the Paladin replied in the most deadpan voice possible "If you're gonna do that, you might as well murder the whole orphanage as well."
Instantly, my eyes lit up and I started laughing. The paladin looked at me with an expression that said "I fucked up badly," only to get me to nod at him. We got into the town, and true to my word, I robbed and killed the next person I saw, in view of the paladin, before flat-out sprinting to the orphanage. It took the paladin five seconds to realize what had just happened before he started sprinting towards me as well, yelling for the guards.
I got into the orphanage, and started murdering the orphans while the paladin just stared, horrified at me. I stared back at the paladin, shrugged, and said "You told me to," before going back to it. As soon as I finished with that, the paladin walked over to my character and whispered "I fucking hate you. I want to throw you off of the nearest cliff, but you... I fucking hate you," before walking out of the orphanage, dragging me along, only to see every single guard standing there, weapons drawn, ready to arrest me.
The paladin just told them that he'd deal with it and lets me go. I ended up stabbing all of the guards, and the paladin just stared at me, before going to attack me. I dodged and stabbed him with a critical. I told the paladin if he did that again, I would actually kill him. The rest of the time we were in that campaign, the paladin made sure he stuck extra close to me and made sure anytime we were near an orphanage, he knew exactly where I was.
Meanwhile, IRL, everyone, the paladin and GM included, were laughing at the whole interaction. And, honestly, the entire interaction made the campaign more enjoyable after that, since we just kept joking about it.
And, before anyone asks why the paladin couldn't throw me off the cliff, my character was basically this master assassin, and a very well-known criminal. We were following a lead to the Big Bad that involved us going into the Underdark, (the GM's name for the major crime ring city), and they needed me around in order to actually safely traverse the Underdark, otherwise the party would've been killed off in a heartbeat.
So, I was playing a literalist, multi-class rogue-bard, and we had just gotten off the trail after about a solid month of travelling, and everyone was kinda tense after it. My character made a joke about killing the next person they came across and robbing them, and the Paladin replied in the most deadpan voice possible "If you're gonna do that, you might as well murder the whole orphanage as well."
Instantly, my eyes lit up and I started laughing. The paladin looked at me with an expression that said "I fucked up badly," only to get me to nod at him. We got into the town, and true to my word, I robbed and killed the next person I saw, in view of the paladin, before flat-out sprinting to the orphanage. It took the paladin five seconds to realize what had just happened before he started sprinting towards me as well, yelling for the guards.
I got into the orphanage, and started murdering the orphans while the paladin just stared, horrified at me. I stared back at the paladin, shrugged, and said "You told me to," before going back to it. As soon as I finished with that, the paladin walked over to my character and whispered "I fucking hate you. I want to throw you off of the nearest cliff, but you... I fucking hate you," before walking out of the orphanage, dragging me along, only to see every single guard standing there, weapons drawn, ready to arrest me.
The paladin just told them that he'd deal with it and lets me go. I ended up stabbing all of the guards, and the paladin just stared at me, before going to attack me. I dodged and stabbed him with a critical. I told the paladin if he did that again, I would actually kill him. The rest of the time we were in that campaign, the paladin made sure he stuck extra close to me and made sure anytime we were near an orphanage, he knew exactly where I was.
Meanwhile, IRL, everyone, the paladin and GM included, were laughing at the whole interaction. And, honestly, the entire interaction made the campaign more enjoyable after that, since we just kept joking about it.
And, before anyone asks why the paladin couldn't throw me off the cliff, my character was basically this master assassin, and a very well-known criminal. We were following a lead to the Big Bad that involved us going into the Underdark, (the GM's name for the major crime ring city), and they needed me around in order to actually safely traverse the Underdark, otherwise the party would've been killed off in a heartbeat.
Niedlich the Folf
Cute Folf.
Wrong.
Tazmo
Trash connoisseur
Welcome to the club