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[Water Draco]

GNight Gui

 

[Universe]

Huh? *looks up* oh shi— *gets hit* YOW

 

[Water Draco]

I didn’t see the banana peel can someone get this bowling ball off of my hand

I would like to help but your place seems to be a little dangerous at the moment.

 

[Water Draco]

Uses a portal to place The Universe in a soft play area

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Missing some anvils...

 

[Universe]

Uh ow thanks I swear I’m not getting injured on purpose!

 

[Narri]

Huh? *looks up* oh shi— *gets hit* YOW

Ok then *Quickly covers you in bubble wrap* there now you can't hurt yourself.

 

[Water Draco]

I suggest you sit there for a bit while your spate of bad luck passes.

You have not upset any leprechauns recently?

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Ok then *Quickly covers you in bubble wrap* there now you can't hurt yourself.

He'll probably find a way.

 

[Universe]

I don’t think that bubble wrap will help but thanks anyway * slips on a banana peel* oh no not this again ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Water Draco]

Is trying to resist the urge to pop bubble wrap!

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

I don’t think that bubble wrap will help but thanks anyway * slips on a banana peel* oh no not this again ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

See.

 

[Universe]

Heeeeeellllllpppppp mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee (CRASH) ow

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Heeeeeellllllpppppp mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee

Ehh, nobody will miss him.

 

[Water Draco]

Hmm I purposely made sure the banana peel was left behind

 

[Universe]

You did that on purpose ow

 

[Water Draco]

@The Universe now answer honestly you haven't by any chance found a crock of gold coins?

 

[Universe]

No I have not *slips on another banana peel* ok who keeps eating the bananas ahhhhhh(CRASH) ow

 

[Water Draco]

I still can only think that the only way that you are having this bad luck is that you have somehow upset a leprechaun.

 

[Universe]

I do not have bad luck *gets hit on the head by an anvil*ow

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

I do not have bad luck *gets hit on the head by an anvil*ow

There they are!

 

[Universe]

Ow I won that gold fair and square ok the leprechaun was a sore loser.

 

[Niedlich the Folf]

Just steal his gold.

 

[Universe]

I’m not stealing anyone’s gold *almost gets hit on the head by a garbage can*

 

[Water Draco]

Nobody here has an anvil so where did that come fffffrrroooo

Looks horror as a grand piano from out of know where descends from the sky. The shadow of which cast on the ground grows ever larger around The Universe.

@The Universe RUN!!!