Let someone interpret your dreams

[TidesofFate]

I will give you either accurate or completely stupid answers that don't mean anything at all. Most likely the latter.

Edit: I changed the title because now I just want this to be a thread where everyone interprets each other's dreams and not just me.

 

[Dandorm]

I had a dream my brother wanted to get to know me better. But what does it mean?

 

[-Sliqq-]

I've been dreaming about mutilated bodies, a red sky, eyes with black sclera and white iris like something was watching.

Watcha think it is?

 

[ZacAttackk]

I had a dream where I was flamboyantly gay in a supermarket with some other man, then a homophobe caught along and followed us home but my brother help me beat him up

 

[Somnium]

once in my dream i molested a little boy, what does that mean? This is serious, because it got me really worried about my deepest desires.

 

[Ricky]

Dreams are just a way to help memory.

This can be studied via activity in the basal ganglia and the muscarinic acetylcholine system during REM sleep, both associated with memory.

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov: Neuropharmacology of Sleep and Wakefulness

Therefore, your dreams are simply a reflection of events that took place that were important enough to remember according to your subconscious.

On a related note, the authors of that paper seem to be blisfully unaware what they are looking for is GHB :V

It helps the onset of sleep and promotes REM sleep, supporting a positive sleep architecture.

This is why it's also used to treat narcolepsy ;3

 

[Insanity Steve]

I dreamed I was naked on a unicorn yelling about poptarts then it switched to the new magic cards that came out

 

[Ricky]

I dreamed I was naked on a unicorn yelling about poptarts

Be careful with that horn :V

 

[Nicky The Husky]

Alright let me see you explain this because when I have dreams they are either nightmares or something completely stupid. This dream legit happened last night.

I am preparing to go out to eat with friends at a restaurant I owned. Everything is going well and then the waiters are normal except for their heads which are just fish heads. They ask me what I would like for dinner and I tell them the potato onslaught. Time passes and they bring me my plate. I am not satisfied with what they brought because they forgot the mashed potatoes. So I pull back my sleeves to reveal my arm has a fleshy glove department in it. I open it up and scoop out mash potatoes onto my plate. Then all the waiters gather around clapping and say, "As expected from the master." I woke up laughing my ass off at how stupid that was

 

[TidesofFate]

Time for the serious and not serious answers. Here we go. Questions 1-3

I had a dream my brother wanted to get to know me better. But what does it mean?

Either you want him to know you better, you feel that he wants to know you better, or he's catching on to you being a serial killer.

I've been dreaming about mutilated bodies, a red sky, eyes with black sclera and white iris like something was watching.

Watcha think it is?

You are going to get high on LSD, without being on LSD, and will achieve ultimate enlightenment.

I had a dream where I was flamboyantly gay in a supermarket with some other man, then a homophobe caught along and followed us home but my brother help me beat him up

You want to express your sexuality, but you are afraid of being harmed should you show your true colors. Luckily, you know your brother will be there to defend you because he will accept you for the person you really are no matter what.

 

[TidesofFate]

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once in my dream i molested a little boy, what does that mean? This is serious, because it got me really worried about my deepest desires.

Do you know anything that might have prompted this? That can mean a lot of things and I want to be able to narrow it down as much as possible.

I dreamed I was naked on a unicorn yelling about poptarts then it switched to the new magic cards that came out

You've been spending too much time on the weird side of the internet.

Alright let me see you explain this because when I have dreams they are either nightmares or something completely stupid. This dream legit happened last night.

I am preparing to go out to eat with friends at a restaurant I owned. Everything is going well and then the waiters are normal except for their heads which are just fish heads. They ask me what I would like for dinner and I tell them the potato onslaught. Time passes and they bring me my plate. I am not satisfied with what they brought because they forgot the mashed potatoes. So I pull back my sleeves to reveal my arm has a fleshy glove department in it. I open it up and scoop out mash potatoes onto my plate. Then all the waiters gather around clapping and say, "As expected from the master." I woke up laughing my ass off at how stupid that was

You have the inner desire to become an aquatic creature with glove department arms and live in the ocean so that you may become the ultimate organism and find out what it really means to be in an Alejandro Jodorowsky film.

 

[ProxFox]

I had a dream where I fell in love with a girl, married her and lived a happy life on a farm. Then I woke up.

 

[TidesofFate]

I had a dream where I fell in love with a girl, married her and lived a happy life on a farm. Then I woke up.

From what I remember reading about dream interpretations in the past, you possibly have the desire have the desire to fall in love with a girl and settle down with her or are curious as to what would happen should this ever occur.

 

[ProxFox]

From what I remember reading about dream interpretations in the past, you possibly have the desire have the desire to fall in love with a girl and settle down with her or are curious as to what would happen should this ever occur.

Well I'm 16 so I don't think I'm gonna be settling down any time soon.

 

[TidesofFate]

Dreams don't always make sense. Don't think about it too much.

 

[Strangeguy32000]

I was dumping trash cans on the heads of Eric Cartman and Boss Hogg (from the Dukes of Hazard) and running the hell away.
I was able to outrun Boss Hogg (thanks to the Duke boys and the General Lee), but Cartman would slowly catch up until I jumped a fence and wheeled around.

 

[Victor-933]

I want to see what the fuck kinda sense you can make out of this one.


In the dream, I was driving along this paved pathway thing, like a bike trail, except it allowed cars. I don't mean a street, it was the wrong material and design to be a proper street; it was poured concrete and had no curb or shoulder. Anyway, it was this long, meandering concrete path through the countryside, and eventually I came across this driveway that led deep into the woods. At the mouth of the driveway was this beautiful, ornate, hand-carved wooden signpost marking out the "Family Toe Campground" and it had this masterful, elaborate woodcut of two dicks being jacked off. I just looked at it for a few seconds then exclaimed "THAT'S NOT A TOE" and kept driving. And that was the entire content of the dream.

 

[RosetheCrux]

Can I do two dreams? I'm gonna do two dreams

I had a dream once I was in jail but it looked like one of the jails cells for skyrim. It felt like I was in a video like I knew I could go to sleep and my sentence would be over but instead a waited. Eventually a floating bear head appeared on the other side of the gate and it barked at me (yes, barked). Then a portal came from it's mouth so of course I went in. The portal took me to this place that was like blueish grey with tons of portals all around and the bear head was floating there in front of me. The rest is a bit fuzzy but I remember it asking me if I wanted mayonnaise flavoured glue that was only sticky after you licked it. But when he talked he roared though somehow I understood it.

I also had a dream once that I was underwater, looking up at the surface. I could see the sun (which was white) and a dark figure above me. Suddenly I couldn't breath and I was drowning, the figure watching me. I woke up soon after gasping for air like I had been holding my breath or something.

 

[TidesofFate]

I was dumping trash cans on the heads of Eric Cartman and Boss Hogg (from the Dukes of Hazard) and running the hell away.
I was able to outrun Boss Hogg (thanks to the Duke boys and the General Lee), but Cartman would slowly catch up until I jumped a fence and wheeled around.

This is foreshadowing a freak accident where you become a superhero.

I want to see what the fuck kinda sense you can make out of this one.


In the dream, I was driving along this paved pathway thing, like a bike trail, except it allowed cars. I don't mean a street, it was the wrong material and design to be a proper street; it was poured concrete and had no curb or shoulder. Anyway, it was this long, meandering concrete path through the countryside, and eventually I came across this driveway that led deep into the woods. At the mouth of the driveway was this beautiful, ornate, hand-carved wooden signpost marking out the "Family Toe Campground" and it had this masterful, elaborate woodcut of two dicks being jacked off. I just looked at it for a few seconds then exclaimed "THAT'S NOT A TOE" and kept driving. And that was the entire content of the dream.

An unexpected sexual encounter of a lifetime is in your future. <Yeah couldn't make much sense of it. Have any idea as to what prompted it?>

Can I do two dreams? I'm gonna do two dreams

I had a dream once I was in jail but it looked like one of the jails cells for skyrim. It felt like I was in a video like I knew I could go to sleep and my sentence would be over but instead a waited. Eventually a floating bear head appeared on the other side of the gate and it barked at me (yes, barked). Then a portal came from it's mouth so of course I went in. The portal took me to this place that was like blueish grey with tons of portals all around and the bear head was floating there in front of me. The rest is a bit fuzzy but I remember it asking me if I wanted mayonnaise flavoured glue that was only sticky after you licked it. But when he talked he roared though somehow I understood it.

I also had a dream once that I was underwater, looking up at the surface. I could see the sun (which was white) and a dark figure above me. Suddenly I couldn't breath and I was drowning, the figure watching me. I woke up soon after gasping for air like I had been holding my breath or something.

1) You wish to immerse yourself within Skyrim and have the ultimate drug trip.

2) Playing too much Kingdom Hearts are we?

 

[Victor-933]

An unexpected sexual encounter of a lifetime is in your future. <Yeah couldn't make much sense of it. Have any idea as to what prompted it?>

Not in the slightest, which makes it so much funnier.

 

[MirageofIllusions]

I keep having dreams that I am a Pokemon.

 

[TidesofFate]

You wish that you were a Pokemon and/or you really like Pokemon.

 

[Victor-933]

Here's another fun one.


I dreamt that submitted a commission I'd received to FA, and then suddenly a bunch of random people started posting comments, giving furry factoids and furry history lessons. One of them adamantly claimed that a US soldier was working on the script to a very graphic furry porn film while deployed during the Vietnam War, and for whatever reason the script got left behind when the US pulled out of Vietnam, and that's why Vietnam is so calm on the world stage today: they don't want us bringing that shit back over there.


I think my brians may be damaged.

 

[Dazreiello]

Had a dream I was dreaming.

 

[Victor-933]

Had a dream I was dreaming.

I had one of those. A dream within a dream. Ultra-realistic, and both involved me lying in bed terrified of some unseen threat. I tell you, waking up and being unsure of your own reality is fucking terrifying.