kleptomaniac for knowledge
Everyone has a wee bit of original material in them for stand up, so i wanna here it! Cause if im gonna make a comedy routine, might as well use it!
A few months ago, i actually had a job interview, for a music company know for blasting out music albums. Like kim and missle, trump and bullshit, like susan and men.You know, for me. Finding a job, is excruciating! Cause either the qualifiactions are too high, or i have to ask office workers and soccer moms if they have a minute to talk about the envoirment.
Cause if i wanted to ask people, i would of actually socialized! Come on!
I've got some form of comedy, I think!
So, the sky was talking to the ground once, having a nice little conversation and such. However, the ground was in the type of mood to poke fun at the sky, so he let him have it with his jokes today.
Sky: So ground, how's things with you?
Ground: Oh, it's alright. What's up with you?
Sky: You aren't making a....sky joke are you?
Ground: No man, I know it irritates you! Besides, that stuff holds no weight to me.
Sky: Ground, stop that.
Ground: Why? Are ya gonna cry me a thunderstorm?
Sky: Ground, I'm warning ya..
Ground: Oh come on, it was a light joke! Didn't mean to strike at your lightning.
Sky: You're doing it again..
Ground: Doing what? I can't tell. Are you clouding my thoughts again Sky?
Sky: This is why you are down there. Your sense of humor is like dirt. It's bad, and it doesn't get any better the longer you have at it.