I'm looking for a clearing in the woods, with a stump in the middle. that's it, simple but, so hard to find.
You also realise that old trees fall down sometimes and make their own stump.
Like a perfect horizontal stump good for sitting on. Yeah.
When a tree falls over, it doesn't make a perfect horizontal cut. It's like snapping a twig in half, and you're left with a very sharp splintery extrusion on each piece. Good luck sitting on one of those.