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Man blames cat for child porn.

Twylyght

Member
I lol'd at this. The fact that he left the laptop on for his cat to use...ummm, ok. That's one smart cat. I can see it sitting there in the dark with just the glow of a laptop screen for light. It's sitting there...ALL night, surfing porn sites and saying "yes" when asked if it wants to download material lol
 

Takun

Wof Wof Wof Wof Wof
CP. O:
 

Runefox

Kitsune of the PC Master Race
See, no. I could understand if kitty went "click" on some random website that blasted his computer with a virus or something, but no. That... Isn't what happened. Kitty went "click" over 1000 times. Kitty's a naughty kitty. XP

Also, they mention about cracking down on these kinds of websites - They do. There was one child porn ring going around a few years ago that was targeting people in this province specifically, and as I was told at the time by an officer from the cyber crime division of the RCMP here, the site actually contained images of a Canadian girl who was kidnapped some time before, and the site was currently under investigation by both the RCMP and the FBI. At the time, I traced the site as being hosted in Korea, but the officer I spoke with told me that it had previously been hosted in places in both Canada and the United States - As soon as one site goes down, another comes up to replace it within minutes. Supposedly, the Russian mob was suspected to be behind it. It was a good few years ago now, but it really highlights the sophistication that goes into both the planning and execution of these things. I was going to fire an e-mail off to the service provider in Korea regarding it, but was warned against it to allow for more time for the RCMP to investigate before the site got taken down.
 
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Tycho

Guest
Hysterically funny.

Blame the dog for the fart, blame the cat for the CP.
 

Shino

Now with more Writer's Block!
...

Just...

Wow.

Even my sense of sarcasm is failing me right now.

Just... wow.
 

SnowFox

Member
In4b my babyfur cat fursona downloads child porn all the time. But don't worry it doesn't count as real life so that makes it ok.
 

Runefox

Kitsune of the PC Master Race

Wulf

Terminally Pulchritudinous
It sure beats "the dog ate it."
 

the___dude

Likes making cheezecake :)
Ya know, I'ts just almost too stupid to take the piss out of. Almost. Next week we'll see the cat on ebay to pay the bail.
 

ArielMT

'Net Help Desk
My question is simply this: How did he get caught? Just what exactly was he doing that tipped police off?

Creepy cat with trenchcoat in a back alley: "Psst. Hey, bud. Wanna see some hot pre-teen action?"

Must be a really smart cat.

...And a really perverted cat.

Whoops, my bad. *runs and hides*
 

Wolf-Bone

Banned
Banned
this just in, child blames man for cat porn.
 

south syde dobe

4th Elite General
O.O

I'm not going to ask if someone really did say that...I'm going to be making a thread soon about another retarded person who has got to be the dumbest art thief I've ever seen but I dunno if he is as dumb as the person your talking about lawl
 

Otis

Merciless Wedgie Giver!
My question is simply this: How did he get caught? Just what exactly was he doing that tipped police off?

Creepy cat with trenchcoat in a back alley: "Psst. Hey, bud. Wanna see some hot pre-teen action?"

Whoops, my bad. *runs and hides*

Well most child porn sites are being watched by the FBI or whatever association is responsible in your area so it's highly likely that when "his cat" accessed the site they traced his IP address.
 

Murphy Z

Kung-Fu Tooth Fairy
Before I watched the clip, I thought he was maybe going for the "and kitty is a member of the CIA and I hafta download porn or he'll kill all the puppies" crazy angle, but he seems to be more going towards "somehow my cat hit all the right keys and clicked on the mouse at just the right time" angle, which is possible in that "win the lottery all week" sort of possible.

Maybe that cat will be sent to jail too and they'll have to use that cat/human years conversion chart? Or if humans can watch cub stuff, couldn't cats watch any porn as long as no kittens are involved?
 

Cavy

Member
Who would be dumb enough to believe that story? lol. Oh and this is just in a dog ordered porno on cable tv so thus it was the dog that made your bill high. Lol.
 
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