Master Chief Vs. Samus.

[EdgarCorona]

Also keep in mind that Samus lives in a world that is so badass that it's considered acceptable practice to shoot doors just to signal them to open. XD

It really is badass.

"You got a D- in Geometry!? Go to your room!"
"Fine!" *shoots door violently*

 

[Comrade Newski]

Also keep in mind that Samus lives in a world that is so badass that it's considered acceptable practice to shoot doors just to signal them to open. XD

That confused me in Prime 3... I mean, this is a maximum security, high level military facility and they let people walk around shooting doors open and shit? I think they would go "Hmm... That seems kinda dangerous. Maybe we should use door knobs or something."

 

[themocaw]

Also keep in mind that Samus lives in a world that is so badass that it's considered acceptable practice to shoot doors just to signal them to open. XD

That confused me in Prime 3... I mean, this is a maximum security, high level military facility and they let people walk around shooting doors open and shit? I think they would go "Hmm... That seems kinda dangerous. Maybe we should use door knobs or something."

It's a holdover from the original Metroid. It's not really supposed to make sense, kinda like how Master Chief reloads his gun every time he opens a door.

 

[Comrade Newski]

Also keep in mind that Samus lives in a world that is so badass that it's considered acceptable practice to shoot doors just to signal them to open. XD

That confused me in Prime 3... I mean, this is a maximum security, high level military facility and they let people walk around shooting doors open and shit? I think they would go "Hmm... That seems kinda dangerous. Maybe we should use door knobs or something."

It's a holdover from the original Metroid. It's not really supposed to make sense, kinda like how Master Chief reloads his gun every time he opens a door.

I know that. It's just that if you look at it from a sarcastic cynical perspective, it's quite funny.

 

[themocaw]

I know that. It's just that if you look at it from a sarcastic cynical perspective, it's quite funny.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/09/05

 

[Ansuru]

All consideration of weaponry aside (because honestly, they both have a big enough arsenal to wage both sides of WW3 single-handedly) the only thing MC has over Samus is that he's male, which means insecure prepubescent boys won't feel dirty over playing a heroine instead of a hero, or insist (to their later Great Embarrassment) that Samus is a guy.


And Samus has sex appeal...MC never gets out of his suit! (geez, he must reek to high heaven in there!)

 

[JihadJunk]

I'd say Chief.... because I'm a Halo fan.

I just have one BIG bone to pick with him. He can flip tanks and that Elephant on Sandtrap (You have to go to the Forge and place explosives on it... Thanks Intwaid). Then shouldn't his punches and butt strokes send people into orbit?

Besides... Chief is lucky. That's why they chose him for the Spartan program. He wasn't the fastest or the strongest... just the luckiest.

 

[yak]

Am i the only one noticing it's always Master chief vs. somebody, and not the other way around?
Who's picking a fight then, huh? Zerg would win, anyway.

 

[themocaw]

Am i the only one noticing it's always Master chief vs. somebody, and not the other way around?
Who's picking a fight then, huh? Zerg would win, anyway.

Halo fanbois feeling a bit insecure, I guess.

It's all moot. Doomguy would kill everyone. Not sucky Doomguy from Doom 3, or "Reaper" from Doom Movie, but the original Doomguy, the one with the original BFG 9000.

 

[Bokracroc]

ZERG RUSH
kekekekekekeke

And unlike the Flood, the Zerg are tougher than your average balloon.
I wanna see a JC Denton vs. *blank*.
Cause like, JC is a Nano-augmented Super Agent.

 

[themocaw]

ZERG RUSH
kekekekekekeke

And unlike the Flood, the Zerg are tougher than your average balloon.
I wanna see a JC Denton vs. *blank*.
Cause like, JC is a Nano-augmented Super Agent.

The way I played as JC, it usually turned into a slaughter: stealth augmentations + a Dragontooth Sword. Ninja Denton scoffs at your heavy armor assault cyborgs.

 

[Bokracroc]

I normally end up with "sneaky-sneaky, hacks computer, hello MACHINEGUN TO THE FACE! Blam! Blam! Blam! *hides in the corner*. Sneaky-sneaky" repeat.

 

[themocaw]

I normally end up with "sneaky-sneaky, hacks computer, hello MACHINEGUN TO THE FACE! Blam! Blam! Blam! *hides in the corner*. Sneaky-sneaky" repeat.

Bah machineguns. Guns are for wusses. Real men get up close and personal.

 

[Bokracroc]

I do get up and close Really close.

I sneak around but if I get spotted I just draw area attention. I'll use melee but if I'm pointed out... I draw as much attention in the area that's safe to me, blow the crap out of the people that come, then when it calms down, I start to sneak around again.
I'm sneaky until spotted, then I'm a raging death machine.