Mauling the Movies
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ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
Where the Red Ferns Grow -> Where the Red Ferns Row
Its a kids woke adaptation, instead of focusing on the loss of the poor doggy red ferns row their boat gently down the stream....
Its a kids woke adaptation, instead of focusing on the loss of the poor doggy red ferns row their boat gently down the stream....
Faustus
Well-Known Member
Mad Max: Furry Road
A post-apocalypse has destroyed all the non-furries, causing the downfall of society due to a shortage of fabric for making fur-suits. Max, a rogue tailor driven mad by the loss of his waifu and cub, drives across the ruins of Australia in search of some faux fur to repair his fox suit, while being chased by lethal gangs of outlaws that have found a new material for manufacturing suits of their own - human scalps!
A post-apocalypse has destroyed all the non-furries, causing the downfall of society due to a shortage of fabric for making fur-suits. Max, a rogue tailor driven mad by the loss of his waifu and cub, drives across the ruins of Australia in search of some faux fur to repair his fox suit, while being chased by lethal gangs of outlaws that have found a new material for manufacturing suits of their own - human scalps!
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
Fast and Furrious:
Its a documentary about a furry con centered around speed thrusting competition and the year round training it takes.
Its a documentary about a furry con centered around speed thrusting competition and the year round training it takes.
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
Wreaking Bad
A show about the problems of body odor and how it can affect a teenager's life.
A show about the problems of body odor and how it can affect a teenager's life.
Foxridley
A fox named Ridley
Santo Claus is Comin’ to Town
@ssaannttoo delivers a bunch of “fun toys” to all the naughty furries.
@ssaannttoo delivers a bunch of “fun toys” to all the naughty furries.
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
Somebody has to look out for the little guy! Why not give the naughty ones a little somein somein
Faustus
Well-Known Member
I really hope Adam Sandler doesn't read this. You just know he'd make it happen.
How To Brain Your Dragon
The long-suffering mount of a burly cross-eyed viking with a massive mace gets sick of being repeatedly bonked on the head and ties a string to his arm so that he can be controlled like a puppet. Surprisingly, it works.
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
No Way Home -> No Gay Home
Them homosexuals gotta live on the streets. I dunno im tired and sick leave me be ;w;
Them homosexuals gotta live on the streets. I dunno im tired and sick leave me be ;w;
a sleepy kitty
I'm eggscellent.
"Diary of an Emo Kid"
Like Diary of a Wimpy Kid, except it's about an emo kid and it's filled with bad poetry and doodles of his Invader Zim fan character.
Like Diary of a Wimpy Kid, except it's about an emo kid and it's filled with bad poetry and doodles of his Invader Zim fan character.
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
Dairy of a Wimpy kid
Lets just say this isnt a kid's movie anymore.
Lets just say this isnt a kid's movie anymore.
Baron Tredegar
Master of Forgotten Lore
The Lord of the Sings: The Return of the King.
Elvis is alive and has come out of hiding to take on the modern music industry.
Elvis is alive and has come out of hiding to take on the modern music industry.
a sleepy kitty
I'm eggscellent.
The Lord of the Onion Rings
Some dud creates the world's tastiest onion ring recipe.
Some dud creates the world's tastiest onion ring recipe.
Faustus
Well-Known Member
It's an Idris Elba Fest!
Three Thousand Years of Bonging
An elder vampire begins to regret making his lair in the attic of Big Ben.
Yeast
A guy opens a combined bakery and sexual health clinic in downtown New York.
Thor: Love and Chunder
The norse god gets fearfully ill on a chilli-eating tour of Australia.
Three Thousand Years of Bonging
An elder vampire begins to regret making his lair in the attic of Big Ben.
Yeast
A guy opens a combined bakery and sexual health clinic in downtown New York.
Thor: Love and Chunder
The norse god gets fearfully ill on a chilli-eating tour of Australia.
ssaannttoo
Joy Boi
Batman Vs Superman
Fatman Vs Superman. A really really big guy and superman duke it out! Its not much of a fight just like batman vs superman, but now its more of a social commentary on the human condition on why we paid 20 dollars for movie tickets to see superman beat up a bigger guy.
Fatman Vs Superman. A really really big guy and superman duke it out! Its not much of a fight just like batman vs superman, but now its more of a social commentary on the human condition on why we paid 20 dollars for movie tickets to see superman beat up a bigger guy.