Mauling the Movies

[Foxridley]

Chip and Dale: Fescue Rangers

After a failed reboot, Chip and Dale star in a reality show about managing a farm.

 

[TrixieFox]

Furry

A movie about a war and a tank but all the characters are in fursuits

 

[ssaannttoo]

Chip and Dale: Fescue Rangers

After a failed reboot, Chip and Dale star in a reality show about managing a farm.

da fuq is a fescue

 

[Foxridley]

da fuq is a fescue

Fescue is a genus of grass. It's used as feed for livestock, among other uses.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Fescue is a genus of grass. It's used as feed for livestock, among other uses.

Grass is a genius now? Stupid woke culture

 

[a sleepy kitty]

Hives.

Scary stories about allergies.

(Like Goosebumps)

 

[Faustus]

Class Onion

A primary school teacher gets fed up of the kids overfeeding and killing the class gerbil, and replaces it with a vegetable with a smiley face drawn on it instead, to teach them a life lesson about responsibility.

 

[ssaannttoo]

Holes - Hoes

Instead of digging holes we're ripping new ones.